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Advice For Men
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What if you saw the tree down with your stream? Just asking.
Seems to me like that tree could use some watering from the blood of tyrants. It’s looking a little green.
If you piss on a tree it will splash on your pants and shoes, therefore you are a moron who has never pissed outdoors…
Brad go get ya a case of beer and sawmill that log down to 2x4s… Heh
/Salute
Look at this, the West Coast iotw Bloods chiming in first…
If you’re able to pee on the tree from 10′ away, you’re probably a Sasquatch.
If you spell B i d e n in the snow it counts as another vote in Pennsylvania.
True story!
Luvnthebigsites/Loco,
Laughing my ass off. Hey, my shoes are not wet.
joe6 did nothing wrong…
Just be sure to keep 6 feet between you and the tree😏
Loco,
Not according to his better half. Being married myself, I’m willing to bet I’m right.
What the hell does meat smell like, charcoal?
I piss where I’m standing. Except at the wallyworld or the Hy-Vee. I DO have to act like a human being sometimes.
If I have to piss outdoors, I always look for a fire ant bed.
I hate those little bastards.
“I’d piss on a spark-plug if I thought it would help…”
W A R GAMES
@Brad
Psyco!
Kcir
True, but not my fault. LOL
Loco: “If you spell B i d e n in the snow it counts as another vote in Pennsylvania.”
LMAO!
I went outside a week ago to BBQ a Hambuger at 10Pm and saw my female Neighbor squatting on the driveway. When I told my wife she said, “she’s perfect for you!”
This lock down has a lot of people acting like me. We are all fucked!
J. Geils Band wants a word…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QYTxozuVaY&ab_channel=TheHipQuotient
Kcir
A solute to all you Canadians cutting down trees the hard way. LOL
https://youtu.be/FshU58nI0Ts
If you’re looking to get into a pissing contest, don’t even think you’re going to beat a girl. I’ve stood on the end of a dock, drinking beer, and seeing who could piss the farthest. You might not believe it but one of the girls must have pissed a stream 15 feet. She dropped her shorts, bent over, and peed backwards and beat us all. That’s a no shit story.
If I did that the damn ants always crawl up my pee pee. ;}
“Jee, I gotta piss, I’ll run back to the shithouse.”
“Dude, just piss on the pasture.”
You can piss wherever you want to, here. That’s why I bought the place.
Speaking of The J Geils band, and pissing, here is Magic Dick playing Whammer Jammer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s7VICj7D8c&feature=youtu.be
joe6, got any pics?
Asking for Brad…
No pics, you just have to take my word for it.
Loco
LOL, It’s all in the sphincter. Seen it.
How about we all save some to squirt in pelosi’s face?
Anonymous
I wouldn’t walk across the street to piss on that bitch if she were on fire. And she better get use to fire considering where she’s headed really soon.
Just don’t be like those RINO turds in DC and piss into the wind.
I always piss on a stump in front of my deer stand before I climb it. Can’t count the number of deer I’ve blasted over the years while they were sniffing it.
This is advice for older guys, younger males these days sit down to pee and would be better advised by females on the how to’s.
Remember the old graffiti written on the gas station or bus station walls that said, piss quick crabs swim upstream. I find this all funny as I am just coming off a having a UTI which started last Friday, went to the doctor at Kaiser Sunday morning to get it taken care of, she put me on some heavy duty antibiotics and Flomax (again), and I was off work for 3 days until yesterday. I’m back to normal now and can pee freely, thank goodness. If I would’ve worked I would’ve pissed or tried to piss constantly on everything alongside the side of the road and every available restroom. Thank God for antibiotics, I don’t wish UTI’s on anyone. Now to find me a tree that needs a good watering or when the time comes hanoi Jane’s or John effin Kerry’s grave along with a lot of my fellow vets.