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Texas Governor Greg Abbott has warned migrants of alligators in the Rio Grande river.
“Alligators are in the Rio Grande. FYI there are warning signs posted in some sectors. Cross at your own risk,” the Republican wrote on X, formerly Twitter, on Sunday. More
They look hungry, too. Here
“Tastes like chicken?”
Nope, carnitas…
This is huge on I.G. Posters claim there’s about ten of them. Big ones. Right at Eagle Pass. Makes you wonder don’t it.
Alligators doing the work that Americans refuse to do…
A couple truckloads of piranhas would be an effective deterrent also. Especially if large groups of invaders were to witness a feeding frenzy.
The AP asked Abbott for comment?
What’s he going to say?
Ya, they heard there was foreign food available and just showed up, or I put out the call for any alligators who were looking for security work and we got some responses?
Animals go where the food is and somehow they find it on their own.
Watch for WET BACKS wearing alligator boots!
@joe6pak — Heck, lets toss in a bunch of candirú and a passel of crocs. Oh, yeah, and some Electrophorus electricus just for the heck of it.
Wildebeest and crocodiles vs illegal aliens and alligators on Nature tonight at 7 ET
“What’s (Gov.Abbott) going to say?”
“See you later…”
Watch, the cartels will throw up temporary bridges at night then charge a toll to crossers. It’s like Charlie never sleeping in Nam.
Last year I saw a remote control motorized alligators head for sale. Then I saw a person having a conversation with a police officer after spoofing people swimming in pond. This would be a help to stop invaders and cheaper than financing them with tax dollars.
I vote for Allie Gator to be Homeland Secretary.
Time to re-stock the river… heh.
@ Uncle Al
“and some Electrophorus electricus just for the heck of it.”
Two birds, one stone! Electrocute invaders and EV drivers can charge their cars.
Gators will probably leave the Chinese alone. No meat, and they taste funny.
You don’t have to out swim the alligator just your compadres.
Gators will probably leave the Chinese alone
Inquiring minds want to know: Do gators consider Japanese as sushi?
Gators will probably leave the Chinese alone cuz they always wind up hungry again in an hour…
the Rio grande should look like this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dORwPX4n_-M&pp=ygUqSHVuZHJlZHMgb2YgYWxsaWdhdG9ycyBpbiBmcm9udCBvZiBhIGJvYXQg
I don’t know why, but this conversation has suddenly reminded me of a Sports Fishing Trip my wife and I took shortly after we were married. It was out of Monterey Ca. Rock Cod primarily. Anyway we ended up a boat with about ten Japanese guys that couldn’t speak a lick of English. As soon as we cleared the break water they were all sea sick. Barfing their brains out over the rail. That continued until the shut the motors off and started the drift. They were still green in the face and not moving so well. Someone up the rail made some barfing noises and the all headed for the rail again. I have no idea what they were puking up at this time, but the guy up the rail would do it about every five minutes with the same results. It was hilarious. The never did wet a line.
If any of them do make it across the river, there’s the minefield waiting for them on the other side 🙂
fix the signs please. warn the alligators of the filth entering the waters
Go Gators!
And I don’t mean the football team.
All Gators in the Rio Grande: grab some napkins and get ready for sum-ma spicy-a enchiladas. Ole!
Brad – They musta been members of the Olympic Barfing Club.
Work with DeSantis to relocate 10,000 and really boost the defenses.
Let’s turn this up to 11. Invasive species: anacondas from Florida, and bring in a herd or two of hippos.
There must be a cannibal angle to this somewhere.
Did New Guinea offer to handle the problem, but Abbott didn’t want more foreigners, so he called DeSantis to fill those staffing needs?
This should be played to every American so they can see how politicians lie to you – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAOEInEzpec