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The Utah Department of Public Safety (DPS) discovered a shiny metal monolith sticking straight up out of the ground in rural Utah last week.
Officers from the DPS Aero Bureau were assisting the Division of Wildlife Resources by helicopter last week to count bighorn sheep in the southeastern portion of the state when they spotted the shiny object, according to CNN. More
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That looks like the hermetically sealed container Mitt left his spine and balls in.
It was put there by Sally Strothers. It’s where she goes to do her fitness waddle in privacy so she doesn’t have people point at her and snicker.
Just looking at it makes me want to throw a bone in the air
Stanley Kubrick’s last practical joke.
“Nice try Dave.”
-HAL
2020, a stupid odyssey.
It’s an enigma.
Where are the apes?
https://youtu.be/9woRJ7-mD7Y
Maybe they left it after the filming…
Is that Jimmy Hoffa’s head stone?
I didn’t do it, nobody saw me do it, you can’t prove anything.
ET, please pick up the white courtesy telephone.
“Don’t touch it!”
“Absolutely, I vill not touch it!
Paul’s refrigerator
It’s a sun dial. They have to come back to finish it.
I guess. I dunno.
But the metal color does compliment the red rocks. So there’s points for that.
It’s full of stars!
So, it’s been there for 40,000 or so years and someone just now noticed it?
Chinese staking out one of their new claims the other one is in Washington already.
Some guy that got lost on his way to Burning Man Festival and got tired of packing that around.
Von Neumann probe
All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landing there.
The new location of Mr. Spock’s Brain?
or
The entrance to Biden’s new underground (hardened) basement.
Be glad that they didn’t find Daleks or Cybermen or a representative from the Vogon Constructor Fleet with a notice that the Earth is about to be destroyed to make way for a Hyperspace bypass. Notice that the monolith wasn’t black, maybe the Silver Surfer from the Fantastic Four left it there. Cowabunga, Dude!
Beware of the Sleestak!
Give it time, The Who will be there to piss on it.
Yoko
doen’st she like the guidestones?
Aaron Burr has expanded his ‘Trump Autonomous Zone’ and didn’t stop in southern Nevada because he knew the six people that live there would surrender anyways….
I planted thousands of those while I was drilling for uranium in southeast Utah back in the 80’s. Glad to see they’re finally beginning to sprout.
Northern boundary of the TAZ. Eastern boundary monolith is near Pahrump.
I mean I think it is. My Dennys map of the USA isn’t as detailed as I had hoped.
Why can’t the biologist could just tell the story without sounding like he is a 12 year old valley girl?
Huh.
If I turn the map upside down…. it’s the Western border.
Maps are amazing.
He said it’s against the law to leave artwork in a federal area without a permit. See how far we have fallen? Think cave paintings, etc.
At night, a sign starts blinking:
“Eat At Joes!”
(On Epsilon Eridani, of course. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvAiIs9MPGw)
It’s a bug zapper.
If you look closely you can see a pair of ruby red cowgirl boots curling up underneath it….
Wasn’t me. I’ve still got mine.
@Different Tim ^^^^^^^^
That is fuckin funny
4chan should be publishing the coordinates before the day is over.
Michelle Obama took a shit in the desert. It hardened, that’s all.
It’s a TRAP!
Yeah, it’s mine. I’ll move it, but I can’t find the keys.
It’s an ancient sea bed. That’s one of those thingies you throw your rope over to keep the ship from floating away.
Sock stretcher.
Put in place by the DNC to distract us from the election fraud.
It’s a universally-recognized indicator that the natives are fucking nuts.
It’s an ancient alien conversation starter.
I’d pull it up an sell it for scrap.
I examined the photograph with extreme magnification, and on top I found the words: THIS END UP
I hear it’s made out of Unobtainium.
Jimmy
Just don’t design that damn thing out of Inconel.
If it had been in an episode of Rocky and Bullwinkle it would’ve been made of Upsadaisium and Cloyd and Gidney the 2 Moon men would’ve stolen it and taken it back to the moon.
The Utah Guide Steels
I don’t know what it is, but if you need it gone, I suggest Matt’s Off-Road Recovery. Check him out on YT.
It’s an old confuser.
Cylon female.
It’s an old storage locker where Mittens Romneya hides his integrity & conservatism.