Exactly. You never know if you’re talking to an AOC-level simpleton.
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you didnt say this around my crowd of friends.
“i gotta take a dump.”
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@Charlie WalksonWater — Has anybody ever figured out why the common expression is “take a dump” when what we really intend to do is “leave a dump”?
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Clearly the guy in green is a Biden voter
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You can’t poop just anywhere you like. This is America, not some Turd World county.
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Someone needs to think ahead, usually the foreman. If he knows they don’t have a portable toilet on the jobsite then it would be a good idea to have a little porta-potty in a van. This is why I always carry a pee bottle when I travel. You never know when you’re going to get stuck in traffic jam or simply can’t find a place to go.
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@ TN Tuxedo: Except in San Francisco, LA, Portland, Seattle and Missoula, MT.
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… not to mention NYC…
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Billy Fuster, that’s TMI……
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Fighter aircraft used to have a funnel device called a relief tube. Drain pipe under airplane routed in such a way as to cause a vacuum in flight. Pilot would squeeze a button and pee into vacuum funnel. New pilot was rude, pissed off old crew chief. Just before marshalling pilot out of chocks crew chief bent drain tube into the wind, pressurizing drain tube. New guy was never rude again.
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@Uncle Al, we also used to refer to it as “dropping a loaf” I dunno how this all started. Probably when the first two story, two holer was built
@Uncle Al ~ while we’re asking questions … why is he ‘dying for a shit’?
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Systemically confused, why Missoula, I never noticed that when I used to deliver flowers to Missoula. Is it because of all the potheads there or should we call them shitheads. Pinching a loaf came from a Cheech and Chong comedy routine in the early 70’s when they were describing a dog taking a dump. I first heard the term taking a dump from my dad when I was younger and we were out pheasant hunting and he had to take a crap in the middle of a wheat field back in the late 60’s. Until he said that I had never heard that phrase before.
I’ve know nimrods like that
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Who in their right mind says “I’m dying for a shit?”
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Who in their right mind says “I’m dying for a shit?” If he’s going to to walk into town to take a shit, won’t he end up like Jerry Nadler with a great big stinky lump in the back of his pants?
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Who in their right mind says “I’m dying for a shit?” If he’s going to walk into town to take a shit, won’t he end up like Jerry Nadler with a great big stinky lump in the back of his pants?
WE say “Dropping Obama off at the pool.”
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OK, you have the sledge hammer, I’m holding the stake. Now when I nod my head, you hit it.
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@ Geoff: Well, I have to admit I’m making a guess here. I have friends in Missoula who keep me advised of the lefty lunacy rampant over there, still a little worse than here in Nolackaloonies. I will NOT be surprised when our Mayor and City Commission not only allow crapping in the streets but perhaps also grant educational support to the homeless who do so, hoping that they will learn to seek out and use a toilet for purposes other than just taking a bath.
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For the sake of decorum, I prefer to be more cryptic. I might say something like, “I’ll be right back. I need to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages”.
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my favorite line at the boat launch….OK, Now go ahead and back up.
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Then if you assume someone is stupid and they’re not, you come off as condescending.
What do you do when you don’t really GAS?
Exactly. You never know if you’re talking to an AOC-level simpleton.
you didnt say this around my crowd of friends.
“i gotta take a dump.”
@Charlie WalksonWater — Has anybody ever figured out why the common expression is “take a dump” when what we really intend to do is “leave a dump”?
Clearly the guy in green is a Biden voter
You can’t poop just anywhere you like. This is America, not some Turd World county.
Someone needs to think ahead, usually the foreman. If he knows they don’t have a portable toilet on the jobsite then it would be a good idea to have a little porta-potty in a van. This is why I always carry a pee bottle when I travel. You never know when you’re going to get stuck in traffic jam or simply can’t find a place to go.
@ TN Tuxedo: Except in San Francisco, LA, Portland, Seattle and Missoula, MT.
… not to mention NYC…
Billy Fuster, that’s TMI……
Fighter aircraft used to have a funnel device called a relief tube. Drain pipe under airplane routed in such a way as to cause a vacuum in flight. Pilot would squeeze a button and pee into vacuum funnel. New pilot was rude, pissed off old crew chief. Just before marshalling pilot out of chocks crew chief bent drain tube into the wind, pressurizing drain tube. New guy was never rude again.
@Uncle Al, we also used to refer to it as “dropping a loaf” I dunno how this all started. Probably when the first two story, two holer was built
@Uncle Al ~ while we’re asking questions … why is he ‘dying for a shit’?
Systemically confused, why Missoula, I never noticed that when I used to deliver flowers to Missoula. Is it because of all the potheads there or should we call them shitheads. Pinching a loaf came from a Cheech and Chong comedy routine in the early 70’s when they were describing a dog taking a dump. I first heard the term taking a dump from my dad when I was younger and we were out pheasant hunting and he had to take a crap in the middle of a wheat field back in the late 60’s. Until he said that I had never heard that phrase before.
I’ve know nimrods like that
Who in their right mind says “I’m dying for a shit?”
Who in their right mind says “I’m dying for a shit?” If he’s going to to walk into town to take a shit, won’t he end up like Jerry Nadler with a great big stinky lump in the back of his pants?
Who in their right mind says “I’m dying for a shit?” If he’s going to walk into town to take a shit, won’t he end up like Jerry Nadler with a great big stinky lump in the back of his pants?
WE say “Dropping Obama off at the pool.”
OK, you have the sledge hammer, I’m holding the stake. Now when I nod my head, you hit it.
@ Geoff: Well, I have to admit I’m making a guess here. I have friends in Missoula who keep me advised of the lefty lunacy rampant over there, still a little worse than here in Nolackaloonies. I will NOT be surprised when our Mayor and City Commission not only allow crapping in the streets but perhaps also grant educational support to the homeless who do so, hoping that they will learn to seek out and use a toilet for purposes other than just taking a bath.
For the sake of decorum, I prefer to be more cryptic. I might say something like, “I’ll be right back. I need to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages”.
my favorite line at the boat launch….OK, Now go ahead and back up.
Then if you assume someone is stupid and they’re not, you come off as condescending.
What do you do when you don’t really GAS?
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