Chelsea the ‘Discount Clinton’

33 Comments on Chelsea the ‘Discount Clinton’

1. Somebody goose the bitch? Or turn the barstool upside down?

2. That’s still a high price for an “oral only” experience, if you catch my drift…

3. Her speech will be on one of two topics –
   My life with Howdy, Dilly Dally, Mayor Phineas T. Bluster and Buffalo Bill…
   err wait.. wuz that Bob?
   (I can never remember)

   The other is a dissertation on Purina…

4. I am curious, do the Bush twins make money doing speeches or do they just earn money honestly?

5. She takes vitamins A, B, C, D, E, F, and G, and still looks like H.

6. Isn’t she pregnant?
   Imagine what her spawn will look like…

   PS – Chelsea, don’t follow the advice I gave the ladies in the other post below.

7. It’s clear that there’s gonna be a shortage of Corn Candy this Halloween….

8. Don Knotts looks good for his age.

9. @eternal cracker p –
   Yup I always thought she looked like Helen Black…
   and Helen Green, Helen Gold, Helen Chartreuse, Helen Tweed, Helen Searsucker… …

10. Cursed is America if she rises when Hillary falls. Cursed.

11. Helena Handbasket?

12. Oral from Chelsea? Ouch! She looks like a biter.

13. Dayum bitch you uggggllyyyyy! 🙄

14. Actually, she looks like Webb Hubbell.
    Wonder why?

15. She’d make a train take a dirt road.

16. Can’t somebody ‘shop a bag over that?

17. http://olympiawa.gov/~/media/Images/PublicWorks/Public-Works-NEW/Waste-Resources-NEW/Zero-Waste/plastic-bag-half.jpg

18. That’s a good one!

19. You know she has a twin.
    http://wtxf.images.worldnow.com/images/797041_G.jpg

    Suggest this bag for her head.
    http://extww02a.cardinal.com/us/en/distributedproducts/images/E/EME-BAG.jpg

20. I keep waiting for her to bust out..”hey Wiiilllbeerrrrr, I’m gonna go to college and be a horse doctor”.

21. What college student other than a “Watter’s World” idiot would want to listen to her? What has she accomplished? I remember listening to William F. Buckley many years ago at a College in New Jersey for free. Maybe a $10.00 registration fee. But it was a great 45 minutes, great Q& A and a wonderful chat chat afterwords. Students today are fucked up. And their parents, footing the bill, are worse.

22. She should never be elected to anything. Her parents have trained her in dishonesty from day one. What a pathetic threesome.

23. She’s young! She’s corrupt! She’s talentless! — Meet Chelsea Clinton!

24. How much for a photo with her? I’m sure it will take the blue ribbon in the Ugly Dog Contest.

25. She could eat an apple through a picket fence.

26. i’m sorry but what on Gods green earth makes anyone think this empty headed blond bimbo has anything important to say besides old Alfred e neumans line, “what me worry”? and to be paid 65k for nothing. no wonder all her contemporaries think fast food workers should be ,making 15 bucks an hour if people are paying this idiot that much for a stupid empty speech of how hard she has worked in her tiny life.

27. Children of politicians need to accomplish something other than being children of politicians, or just, go away.

28. What could she possibly yammer about worth $65,000?

    Was it some sort of fund-raiser where the school raised substantially more than $65,000 to justify this largesse?

    I really don’t understand such foolishness.

29. Looking at that face, it looks like she really did earn that 65G. By suing her plastic surgeon.

30. Not thick enough. Needs Hefty, Hefty, Hefty – not wimpy, wimpy, wimpy…

    🙂

31. …But probably not Helen Bed.

32. Maybe she could fix John Kerry’s broken leg.

33. Half the graft, corruption, and lies for half the price at half the age.

    Accomplishments of her mom…criminal malfeasance leading to the sacking of our embassy and the deaths of four Americans, disbarred, um, that’s about it.

    Accomplishments of her child…she went to college and will now do expensive commencement speeches because of…her mom.

    Can we just say no to this turd family. Come on people, we have over 300 million legal citizens and this is what is considered for the ballot?