China’s latest medical scandal involves a woman who spent a fortune on cosmetic breast augmentation, only to discover her implants contained “filler” tissue from camels, bats, and chimpanzees.
Chinese state media reported the patient underwent a procedure in 2022 at a clinic called “Chumeiren” that has since been shut down. The clinic advertised an exclusive procedure using “CRT autologous collagen regeneration technology.”
China’s state-run Global Times explained this procedure was touted as involving “no surgery or synthetic implants, instead utilizing the consumer’s own blood tissue for cultivation, promising a 20-minute procedure resulting in larger breasts.”
The patient, a resident of Beijing referred to as “Lanlan” by the Global Times, was told she would receive a referral discount that brought the fee for her procedure down to a still-hefty 546,800 yuan, which works out to a little over $75,500. more
Hard to imagine anything going wrong with Chinese injections into your body.
Coming soon on Svengoolie…
I look down upon breast augmentation.
Isn’t that just an oriental form of gender affirming care?
Well, the ‘chimpanzee’ filler is bound to make the guys go ape.
Well of course, they ran out of titmouse & hoot owl…
I’ve been to China. Outside of the tourist areas everything is a shithole.
These people eat rats. They perform dangerous biolab research while wearing cotton masks. I wouldn’t trust any of them to wipe my ass let alone perform surgery on me.
You’ll be hungry for more Chinese breasts an hour later.
Good thing they didn’t drop the needle on your foot while doing one of these procedures. Otherwise you might wind up with a cameltoe.
I sure hope they used Bactrian camels.
Bitch just should have gone to Mexico, they fill them up with pea gravel there.
I’ve got about 10 lbs of old lard I need to get rid of, could easily make a couple pair of large cans.
eBay maybe?
I thought the Kardashians taught women that a HUGE ASS > HUGE TITS?
WRONG!
I got your chick filler right here
Now THAT’S biodiversity!
But what I want to know is did she develop one hump or two, an urge to fly and a constant need to scratch?
@ General Malaise
Now she can really fling her shit.
Camel would have been a wise choice. No need for liquids, for long periods of time, thus saving money to use towards food. Win, win.
What are those two humps on your chest?
^ Are they humps, bumps, lumps or stumps?
It’s The Island of Doctor Moreau! Who’d of thunk this could come true.
LanLan should consider receiving a rabies vaccine. 😉