CONTEST!

36 Comments on CONTEST!

1. I couldn’t make it thru her third cackle. What did i win?

2. Mr. Vice; is it cheating to use safety pins to artificially hold one’s eyes open, similar to Malcolm McDowell’s scene in “A Clockwork Orange”??

3. I’m already on the verge of insanity, I’m afraid to play the video save it pushes me over the edge…

4. Nope. No can do. Not even for one second.

   I cannot tolerate this witch’s cackle and I have enough of my own dryer lint.

   Now, if you had offered IOTW bucks, I might have started the video.

5. Lost track .. Have no idea of the time it took to look away but it kept playing. I think I just got hypnotized.
   This is why you can’t trust people who laugh and smile all the time.

6. You don’t have enough money to pay me to look at that puss filled abcess on my country.

7. Keep yer lint.. I got plenty in my belly button.

8. I got a far as Chris Wallace because I took a leak.

9. This is how they extract information at Abu Ghraib prison. “Please, Stop it! I’ll tell, I’ll tell you everything!”

10. I ain’t buyin’ it . . . I’m still waiting for my free beer on Thrusday.

11. Can’t bring myself to click the Play button.

    Too bad, ’cause I’m just about of dryer lint…

12. Oh noes! Can’t look or listen. I flunk the contest.

    @Mr. Mxyzptlk , do you think BFH is trying to send us over the edge with this?

13. 38 seconds. I’m going to run my head thru the meat grinder, now.

    Thank you very much.

14. And here I thought I might be tied
    for the win with zero seconds. Dang.

15. Woo hoo! One contest we are all happy to lose.

    Hey do you think I could get BFH to paint a jackass’ portrait with Hillary’s face on it?

16. I think we have a winner!
    🙂

    (I didn’t watch any of it)

17. “will win the contents of the lint trap in my dryer”

    Me playing depends on the answer to this question: Do you have a consistent habit of leaving folding money in your pockets when you toss your laundry in the wash?

18. What color is your lint?

19. Pink!

20. Nnnnnnnggggh! Can’t. Bear. Anymore.
    (Gasp! Gasp! Pant!)

21. What color?
    Red, White and Blue, of course.

22. Wrong colors for my collection…I need orange.

23. Gaaahhhhh, so you’re the one who gets all the orange before I get there!

24. I lost, 10 seconds in to it.

25. We shouldn’t pick on poor Hillary. She has a medical condition. It’s called bat shit crazy.

26. The human being who can listen to ten hours of the Cackle Queen hasn’t yet been born, (Catatonics don’t count!)

27. Yep. Worse than Meth.
    Not. Even. Once.

28. Hats off to IJReview for putting that
    EVIL, EEEEEEVIL montage together….

29. I made it long enough to type in “Hillary Farts” in the search box and then watched the whole video that came up first!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0aedNpZeOw
    ..

30. Claudia I am trying to corner the market on the orange lint…I have a plan.

31. 10 hours of my life, not to mention my sanity, is more important than dryer lint. Not much more…but more.

32. As much as I enjoy dryer lint, I’m gonna pass.

33. How much lint are we talkin, here?

    It’s really good on Ritz crackers!

34. I watched the whole video and kept waiting to see hillary laughing, what gives?

    all I saw was a jackass braying for the whole 10 hours.

    looked old from the condition of the teeth too.

35. I have seen the face of Hell.

36. I know Fur’s dryer lint is the most elite of leet lint, but George Soros doesn’t have enough money to persuade me to run that video. Not. Gonna. Do. It.

    Make George Soros watch that video until he capitulates.