I never really paid attention to the lyrics of the Gilbert O’Sullivan song from the early 70s, “Clair.” Anthony Cumia and Dave Landau remembered the song and updated the lyrics for today’s active style pedophile. Warning: really, really offensive Watch
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The FBI will be arresting people for talking about p e d o z. Protected class like t r a n z.
MrsRadioMattM had never heard Claire before. I played it from YouTube after we watched that video. Her reaction was along the lines of WTF, although she hated Gilbert O’Sullivan anyway. That just reenforced it.
MRMM had never hear Last Kiss before, either.
I was cracking up when they were talking about oldies. When I was young, oldies were songs that at best I had a vague memory of. Then I heard “Pretty Woman” on an oldies station. I was shocked! Oldies stations weren’t supposed to play songs that I remembered. Then oldies stations started playing songs that I played on the radio as hits. That really hurt.
My mother really hated “This Girl Is A Woman Now.” She knew that Gary Puckett was not singing about how she filled out her own income tax return for the first time.
To clarify: how the girl who is a woman now filled out her income taxes for the first time.
I always thought that song was really creepy, actually.
Creepy beyond words and the VIDEO with an actual child, yikes. WTF were they thinking???
I guess people pay more attention than I do.
That, and I’ve never deciphered the lyrics to any song I’ve ever heard.
Could be a hearing thing – or it could be a GAF thing – not sure.
izlamo delenda est …
How about “Tonights the Night” by Rod Stewart?
Yikes!!!
THE HELL WERE YOU PEOPLE LISTENING TO!?!?!?!
70s music sounds like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap5KHlsBCRk
I can beat that, Mr. Burr:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMn1JuvncUk
Nothing to see here…Move along
I can’t get a thumbs up for Lakeside?
You’re all hellbound. HELLBOUND and covered in barbecue sauce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6aRvVTSC0I
Larry’s Brother
from hells heart I stab at thee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoCu2cTtkN4
Benny Mardones: ROFL!
https://youtu.be/4aWhn0Hc8ps
Mr. Mardones died away last year of Parkinson’s.
I met him once. I needed a shower afterwards.
Gary Puckett even admitted his love for the underage young girl was “way out of line.”
Waaaaaay out of line.
I’M NOT GOOGLING ANY MORE OBSCURE PERVERTS FROM THE 70s.
I needs a shower.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkHEULQUuuE&list=RDtkHEULQUuuE&start_radio=1
Same video as above starting at relevant portion: https://youtu.be/bohcCwCmheo?t=330
I’m no prude by that podcast was a little over-the-top.
Clair was the 3-year-old daughter of O’Sullivan’s manager, Gordon Mills. Gilbert often babysat her and wrote about the joy that comes from spending time with “a delightful little girl.”
O’Sullivan said the song was written as a compliment to Clair’s parents. The little girl giggling at the end of the song is the real 3-year-old Clair Mills.
Isn’t Gilbert O’Sullivan the guy who missed his set for the Miss World or the Miss Universe pageant because he was busy getting hammered? Maybe his songs are nasty, but his actions are heroic.
Nah, he’s the dude who does the voice for the Aflac duck.
The hell is MJ? She’s the only one around here who would have any idea of who I’m posting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMm0iAc-CFg
OMG RadioMattM, the comments on that YouTube link are truly hilarious.
“If I could fly, I’d pick you up. I’d take you into the night where the age of consent is a few years younger than it is in this state.”
“Me, when I was sixteen and listening to this song – “Cool, I only have to wait 14 more years to have a 16 year old girlfriend of my own.”
“Everytime I see this video, I imagine the dad walking into his daughter’s room and saying “Hey Becky, that weird flat-chested girl came to see you again.”
“They should’ve cast a younger guy (like 19-21) to play the boyfriend. Having Benny do it himself when he was 34 and looked like a 50 year old transgender meth addict made it a million times creepier.”
“He looks like he’s old enough to be her mother!”
LOL! First thing I said to Matt when I saw that video was, “looks like a trigender woman!”
“transgender” dammit!
OMG!(ohmygroove)
How can you destroy this funky fresh thread?
Sigh… look, it’s not you. It’s the funk…long story..
Anyway, if anybody needs me… I can be reached at 777-9311
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