de Blasio fights global warming by going after hot dogs

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New York City is the first city in the United States to eliminate processed meats.

Mayor Bill de Blasio approved an ambitious $14 billion Green New Deal on Monday, April 22, to combat climate change. The plan will cut purchases of red meat by 50 percent in its city-controlled facilities such as hospitals, schools, and correctional facilities. The new commitment builds off of the Meatless Mondays campaign that was adopted by all NYC schools in 2017.

“It is a difficult plan. It is a necessary plan…. Estimates that tell us that we have only 12 years to get it right. Let’s be clear, we have until 2030 to change things fundamentally, or our lives won’t be the same,” de Blasio said at an Earth Day event yesterday.

By 2030, New York City’s Green New Deal will reduce greenhouse emissions by 30% while also creating new jobs.

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Every cow not turned into a hot dog is one that can fart. How is this helping?

31 Comments on de Blasio fights global warming by going after hot dogs

  1. How will NYers take to having their dellies upended?

    But the bigger question is, where, if delies are shuttered, will the commies market soylent green?

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  2. Well it looks like McChoke & Puke, Booger Thing & almost all of the other fast food places in NYC will be closing their doors as almost all of the food they serve is processed, from beef, pork, chicken & fish. They won’t be able to survive by just serving meatless salads.

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  3. The elite don’t care if people starve. Just so the important people get what is rightfully theirs.

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  4. Here’s the question to ask Mayor Bill – are he and his family eliminating meat from their diets? You know, to show society’s dregs how it is done.

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  5. This is how black markets thrive. Marijuana is now legal and lunch meat is banned. HA!HA!HA! Let them eat cake. No wait that has sugar.

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  6. What a bunch of meddling low-life nitwits…and now the all-American hot dog is targeted…because – wait for it – hot dogs are now considered by the galactically stupid a factor in global warming/climate change/cooling/whatever of the week.

    Guess that’ll teach those street vendors. Or…do the city circular firing squad nimrods think these iconic small businesses contribute enough to the tax base of NYC that the loss is inconsequential?

    Who gave the Lefty loons permission to take a wrecking ball to anything and everything that makes America great? And what will they gin-up next to attack/destroy/run over/demean/eliminate/negate? Gettin’ old fast.

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  7. While we’re on the subject, has anyone noticed what’s happening to hot dogs? They are making almost all of them uncured! Who ordered this? Uncured they are inedible. Leave my hot dogs alone!

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  8. I think everyone should send a package of the cheapest hot dog brand to de Blasio’s office…without freezer packs.

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  9. OT
    Do your hot dogs sparkle when you microwave at them?
    A normal hotdog making sparks in the microwave? How To Fix An Arcing Microwave For FREE! How to Make a Hot Dog in the Microwave. If you’re looking for a fast way to cook a hot dog, your best bet is popping it in the microwave. With a microwave, it’s possible to have a hot dog ready to eat in 45 seconds or less than a minute.

    PS: Why does my chicken spark in the microwave?
    PP PSA: Uneven mixing of salts and additives. In carrots, it can be due to the minerals in the soil.

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  10. New Yorkers won’t even notice the ban as they eat enough of their own snot boogers to never be hungry enough for a Hot Dog!

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  11. New Yorkers are going to come after De Blasio and that hopelessly corrupt City Council. All of De Blasio’s allies are moving out (taking their ugly politics of envy and deep pockets with them so they need to be watched wherever they land lest they spread the progressive disease) leaving the people who actually need to work. The huge tax on steel and glass buildings as well as the moratorium on new ones will have the owners donating to anything but a Dem while the small business owners, secretaries, cooks and everyone else that find themselves living the bad life will start to vote for a decent looking, sounding Republican. This is De Blasio’s last term (unless he pulls a Bloomberg) so expect more major damage before he’s run out of town.

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  12. So what do they do with the meat after killing the cows for him and his wife’s leather car seats, shoes, wallets, brief case, handbags, gloves, bicycle seats, coats, jackets? And I can just hear the idiot say my shoes and jackets are suede! Lol

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  13. Think about what this idiot is saying. He’s saying we must totally and fundamentally upend and change everything about the way we live within twelve years or our lives won’t be the same. You cannot make this crap up. Seriously, is this fool mentally retarded?

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  14. That galoot, Che deBlasio, should be beaten with an axe handle. The thousands of hot dog venders in the city should surround City Hall with their carts and phuck up traffic on Broadway for weeks on end.

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  15. Why is deBlasio resorting to half measures? If he is truly concerned about global warming and intent on wrecking New York City, he should go full retard on his citizens. There are lots of things he can do, including:

    Start tearing down buildings and tearing up pavement. There is something called the urban heat island effect, and returning the area currently occupied by New York City to its natural state should mitigate that nicely.

    Eliminate all forms of transportation in the city. This includes anything with an internal combustion engine, as well as anything like electric vehicles which rely on fossil fuel charging.

    Heating and cooling systems? Bah – ban them. City dwellers must learn to live like their caveman ancestors. Retrofit any buildings that remain (see the first point, above) with windows that open and close.

    Ban the internet, television and radio in New York City. Not that this will alleviate any climate change factors – I just want to encourage de Blasio to make life as unpleasant for New Yorkers as possible.

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  16. In essence he just said that if we don’t fundamentally change things right now things will be fundamentally changed.

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  17. FarmWife, DeBlasio has probably already switched to Naugahyde. Libs will all follow until Nauga’s become an endangered species!

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  18. @PHenry: “In essence he just said that if we don’t fundamentally change things right now things will be fundamentally changed.”

    I think you are fundamentally correct

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