Couldn’t he just read the lips?
A man is reportedly suing an adult video website for alleged rights violations because there is a lack of closed captioning on at least some videos.
According to TMZ, Yaroslav Suris’ lawsuit against Pornhub claims the lack of closed captioning violates the rights of deaf and hearing-impaired under the Americans with Disabilities Act.
In court documents cited by TMZ, Suris claims the deaf and hearing impaired can’t understand the audio portion of videos on the websites, and listed a number of videos that the man watched, but couldn’t understand the dialogue.
In the documents, Suris reportedly claims he and those in similar situations would pay money for a premium subscription, but calls it pointless without the subtitles.
ht/ fdr in hell
Can’t he imagine? ooooh yeah baby…..harder….oh oh oh yeah. That should about cover most of it.
Captions would be all “@#$% %*&$#, <{@$!" and shit. 😀
I imagine 90% of the captioned dialog on those sites would be “Moan, Grunt, Moan, Grunt”.
Tough to be intelligible with anything in your mouth…
…to the deaf guy;
YOU’RE DOIN’ IT WRONG!
How do you spell “uh. Uuuuhhhhhh. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh?”
…I guess he’s deaf from birth, so it would make sense that what he IMAGINES he’s missing is MUCH better than the REALITY.
…not that I’D know anything about that, I was NEVER young and inquisitive, so shut UP…
Truckbuddy
JANUARY 17, 2020 AT 2:35 PM
“Tough to be intelligible with anything in your mouth…”
…which explains both Buttgieg and Barry…
I’m also suing Mel Brooks for not subtitling the campfire fart scene.
Let me help you out there Pornhub Beethoven…
“(kaploosh) (kaploosh) (kaploosh) oooh… aaah… give it to me… (kaploosh) (kaploosh) (kaploosh)”
“Couldn’t he just read the lips?”
Ya, but he complained there was an echo
…maybe it would be all onomatopoeia…
*squeeek!
*zzzzipp!
*rustle!
*SPROING!
*poik!
*schloop!
*huuuHA!
*squeekysqueekysqueekysqueekySQUEEEK!
*schloOOP! SchloOOP! SchloOooOOP!!!
*wipe…
SirCumference
JANUARY 17, 2020 AT 3:01 PM
“Couldn’t he just read the lips?”
…that would be a MUCH more controversial question if it were a BLIND guy complaining…
Deleted. SNS just beat mw to it.
Cliche Guevara
JANUARY 17, 2020 AT 3:21 PM
“How do you think the blind man feels?”
…with his hands?
I thought it was going to be pointless to read the comments on this thread. Boy was I wrong!!! 🙂
“I’m here to fix the Copier!”
Rinse and repeat.
Next up, The Blind sue Porn HUB for …
The subtitles would make him laugh, and his orgasm hopes shot.
Btw, it’d be a funny prank to put scholarly words as the subtitles. (Porn girls have very small vocabs: ‘slap that ****’.
The funnist is german porn women, when they use the word ‘schvantz’.
Here you go:
“Pizza for Bambi.”
“I’m here to look at your plumbing problem, ma’am.”
“Nurse, hand me that big black thing.”
“My husband doesn’t appreciate me like these four well-hung strangers do.”
That’s pretty much it for dialogue. The performers aren’t really hired for their thespian skills.
There’s a Helen Keller joke in there somewhere.
They used to say jerking off will make you go blind. I think this is the first time I have heard someone admit it caused them to go deaf.
What a maroon!
There ALWAYS
“English”
“English SDH” (subtitles for the deaf and hard of hearing)
he just needs
“English SSC” (subtitles for sexual cripples)
Only a pervert would watch porn only for the dialog.
This reminds me why I’m a bit leery of touching someone else’s mouse.
Schwiiingg!
Can he read through his computer’s splash proof screen??
@Supernightshade
JANUARY 17, 2020 AT 3:11 PM
I see you’re a Don Martin fan too.
aka Hairry Palms.
Tony R
JANUARY 17, 2020 AT 5:26 PM
@Supernightshade
JANUARY 17, 2020 AT 3:11 PM
“I see you’re a Don Martin fan too.”
…why would you say that? I’m gonna have a guy keep an eye on you…
https://www.madmagazine.com/sites/default/files/imce/2014/08-AUG/Don-Martin_Fonebone-is-Watching-You_53f62f3bd1db42.06675369.jpg
ANOTHER JOB FOR THE “BAD LIP READING GUYS!”……or just replay some of the dialogue in those Hitler in the bunker videos…
Classic line in Deep Throat.
Okay if I smoke while you eat?
speaking of ‘lip reader’ … what next? the blind suing for Porn in Braille?
He’s already deaf, so he’s gonna shoot for blind now too?
Wait, I mute the speakers and have no need for CC.
What am I missing?
99% of the moaning is fake, plus 100% of the orgasms.
Sorry, TMI.
Is he a transvestite “shave my balls!” kind of guy?
I knew the comments on this one would be gold and I was right.