This is one angry sheep. If only this was Shepherd Smith.
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There might be sheep stew for dinner.
Laugh now angry sheep, you will be lamb chops tonight
Was that a ram or a sheep? I can’t tell
A cattle farmer once told me “If they run at me, or away from me, they get a new zip code”.
I’d recommend shearing that sheep with a sickle when she gets released from the ER.
Sheep Lives Matter you mofo !
That’s one baaa-aaad ass sheep, don’t ewe know.
Guess who’s gonna get sold to a horny muzzie?
Refugee sheep?
Power to the Sheeple!
Maybe there was good reason. Just sayin’
Mary had a little lamb
It’s stache was white as snow
And every where that Mary went.
They both enjoyed the blow
-The late great George Carlin
Hey shepherd, about last night! Baaaaaaa!
Was driving down the road with my ranch hand,Junior in the passenger seat. When he pointed to a field on the right, and said “I got my first piece of ass in that field. And her momma was watching.”
I said “WTF. Her momma watching. What did her momma say.
And Junior responded “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
not so fun when the rabbits got the gun.
Alfa male rams Shep Smith. He loved it
Sheep and Pigs can be some dangerous critters.
Wants more EBT and better Section 8.
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it funny that Free-Sh!t Gummint housing and military insanity share the same title: Section 8?
3:10 to ewe-ma
“Mary had a little lamb.
The grits were white as snow…”
😉
She was upset that he didn’t call her the next day. Hell hath no fury…..
A Cowboy said to a Rancher, “Is that your dog?” The Rancher replied, “Yup.” “Mind if I talk to him?” “Durn fool, don’t you know dogs don’t talk?” The Cowboy replied, “So what’s the harm? May I?” “Go right ahead.”
The Cowboy said to the dog, “Howdy!” The dog replied, “Hello.” The Rancher’s eyes pop wide. The Cowboy continued, “Is this your master?” “Yep, he sure is.” “Does he treat you alright?” “Sure does. Every day he takes me for a walk, he feeds me all kinds of great food, and once a week he takes me to the lake to play.”
Rancher was dumbfounded. The Cowboy said to the Rancher, “Is that your horse over there?” “Yes.” “Do you mind if I talk to him?” The Rancher replied, “I know the dog spoke to you, but I know for a fact that horses can’t talk.” “Well, then what would it hurt?” “Go right ahead.” The Cowboy said to the horse, “Hello.” The horse replied, “Hello.” The Rancher stood there with his jaw wide open. The Cowboy asked, “Is that your owner?” “Yup, sure is.” “He treat you okay?” “Sure, he rides me every day, brushes me down at the end of the day, and he keeps me in the barn away from the elements.” “Sounds good.”
The Cowboy then asked the Rancher, “Are those your sheep over there?” The Rancher is horrified and stammers, “Them sheep out there, they’re nothing but a bunch of liars!”
I’m gonna keep an eye on ewe!
Dumbass driver caused it. Couldn’t wait and pushed them. Had he/she waited a few minutes, the sheep would have been across the road. The animals know when the shepherd is no longer in control.
We were moving a couple of hundred head of steaks across the highway one year to move from one pasture to the other. Local LEO’s had the highway shut down and an irate driver pulled up demanding to go through because they had an appointment in town in 10 minutes. It took about +/-10 minutes to get the 200 head across. Needless to say, the driver was late for their appointment.
@BigGun,”couple of hundred head of steaks” hehe, YUM!
Was that Weird Al Yankovic or was that his back-up wool?
Kind of a metaphor on America and the Media “Shepherd.”
izlamo delenda est …
Apparently those dogs arent protective of the shepherds.
The dog caused the sheep to panic. Useless mutt.
I’ve seen goats that mean and those lamb chops
aren’t far from a goat. I wonder if they had to
hospitalize the kid.