Eric Swalwell – I AM FARTACUS – IOTW Report

Eric Swalwell – I AM FARTACUS

Wednesday, 20 November 2019, 2:00 MJA Uncategorized 16

*spicy language*

Whether “god,” or “karma,” or whatever higher power to which you subscribe – said deity has apparently had enough of the President Trump “Impeachment” nonsense, and so chose Democrat Eric Swalwell as its ideal vessel for communicating the capital T “Truth.”

But Swalwell, though clearly a prophet, wasn’t chosen because his verbal gifts could transform the absurdity of Adam Schiff et. al.’s charade into an intelligible message; he was chosen because – as far as the Universe is concerned – there is no better moron to take a (literal) thong-staining deuce all over the cosmic joke that is the American Congress and its sham attack on a duly elected representative of the People.

16 Comments on Eric Swalwell – I AM FARTACUS

  8. After careful observation I have come to believe
    that The President has a very large hand over him,
    clearing our enemies away.
    As has been said by much smarter people than I;
    God does have a sense of humor.
    Keep praying for the United States and our President.

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