Feelgood Theater!

36 Comments on Feelgood Theater!

1. I hate how they shriek “hollow flakbar” like little girls when it hits the fan. Tough guys, eh?

2. Here’s a hot marketing idea: fake bullet proof vests for jihadis. Pack ’em with pig innards.

   Guessing that was a head shot, or two. lol.

3. He did flop over like a big, heavy bag of wet camel poo. 🙂

4. I love how they drop him by mistake.

5. I’d like to shoot the guy yelling “hollow hackbar” myself. Boy, does he ever have an annoying voice! What a pussy.

6. Maybe they can get a refund on that “suppressing-fire” weapon for not suppressing the fire. lol

7. Ha ha ha ha hee hee ho ho ho nose snort and guffaw with a belly laugh.

8. Four things will give away your dumb ass to the enemy: shape, shadow, shine and silhouette. In this case, his long shadow preceded him around the corner. Any shooter halfway competent literally “saw this dumbass coming” and just let him walk into line of fire. Plus, the counter-fire on his initial shoot was dead-on target (pun intended), but he apparently thought his magic ju-ju or Discount Body Armor would protect him.

   Hopefully, he was gutshot and really suffered badly.

   “Silly wabbit. Snap-shot, full-auto without a bi-pod/tripod is for The Movies.”

9. @trooper john

   thank you for your post. very informative.

   btw, has anyone here seen the video where isis imember detonated early, blew off his lower torso, was lying there being iphoned by his intended targets and was actually speaking.

   who knew you could talk after losing half your body? not i.

10. They inherited that ability from their biological cousins, the snake.

11. Forgot to ask you for the link. That sounds like premium entertainment.

12. The US military needs to show this video to raw recruits so they know what not to do – and it’s not just one stupid thing, it’s a string of them.

    I wonder who got to tell his goats about this, and what sort of bereavement benefits the goats will get from ISIS?

13. And in today’s news: Some Muslims killed some Muslims.

14. Instant karma gonna get you,
    gonna knock you right on your ass…

15. Good info TJS but it’s even worse (or better maybe) than you surmised LOL. I went back up and realized that the video was set up to start in the middle. At about 1 minute he darts out there like that from the same position and fires. At about 2 minutes, he does it again and comes close to getting nailed. Then the idiot ran back out there the third time and it was indeed “a charm”.

    It’s been said that the last words of a redneck is often “watch ‘iss ya’ll” – I’m thinking that was his last words……. except in Arabic.

16. This might be the vid that Redde was referring to:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3302272/ISIS-bomber-alive-blowing-HALF-botched-suicide-attack-Yemen-manages-speak-shocked-bystanders.html

17. Excellent idea! Furnished with paper mâché trauma plates!

18. Barely one level up from chipanzees.

19. I thought it was “ALL YOU CAN EAT SNACK BAR!”

20. This is still my favorite example of failed urban camouflage.

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/731474/ .

21. That wasn’t nearly as “instant” as it could have been with a USA serviceman returning fire. But Ali Ontheotherside finally got a bead on this “zero” and smoked his ass, so it’s all good. Only thing better would have been if he’d totally lost control of the weapon and “hosed” down his fellow goat humpers.

22. Now Obama will want to send troops to teach these poor underprivileged warriors how to use the weapons given to them. what an unfair advantage their opposition must have!

23. Yes, that was the best part!

    They drag him like a sack of shit, bumping him all over the place!

24. There’s a relieved billy goat, somewhere.

25. I love a nice feel good story.

26. cool…was that a tracer round through his neck?

27. We already have. Recall, that we’ve trained the Syrian “insurgents” (ISIS allies & McCain’s pals) to the tune of what, around $300K each?

28. This is what happens when your only training is playing Call of Duty and/or HALO and action movies.

29. While I applaud any of these bearded goofs meeting their maker, this goof is not with ISIS. He’s actually one of the goofs that the US is supplying arms and ammo to, yeah I know we’re hooking ISIS up as well.

30. I could watch that all day. “Hallowed Snack Bar! Hallowed Snack Bar!” Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

31. Nothing distressing about that. People lose their asses all the time.

32. Thanks Bubba’s Brother. Sounded like his last words were, “Hey, the virgins are dudes!?!”

33. I think if you translate it, when he hands the guy his radio/phone it actually reads “here hold my beer for a second”.

34. ass holes pulled the vid

35. Nice. Love that vid. Perfect example of a couple controlled bursts from either a SAW or 240, guessing SAW since he didn’t get all messy when the rounds went through the neck/head.

36. You say “Allahu Akbar” after your half wit buddy gets wasted because he exposed himself like a retard to enemy fire? Who knew? I thought you only said that after sawing off some Yazid’s head with a kitchen knife

    Just kidding. Actually, Arabs say Allahu Akbar 100 times a day –under any circumstance you can think of. They’ll even say it after taking a healthy shit