Galoomphy Lies In His Announcement Video

16 Comments on Galoomphy Lies In His Announcement Video

1. APE.

2. Few people appreciate their lies being pointed out.
   Apes NEVER appreciate it!

3. ‘ I AM NOT AN ANIMAL’
   I beg to differ

4. That’s one slimy/sleazy guy. And people vote for him?

5. Hey DemoRATS your #1 inspiration, model and example is running for Senate. please stand up and cheer! Alan will serve you well as he is the perfect DemoRAT and will, i’m sure, be a credit to you, your party and all the dirt, filth, perversion, criminality, hate, lies, ugliness, illegality, anti-Americanism and crapola that you stand for!

6. He’ll fit right in with the rest of the scum:

   McConnell
   McCain
   Blunt
   Murkowski
   Rubio
   Roberts
   Feinstein
   Boxer
   Leahy
   &c. …

7. We have some real winners here in Florida. This doofus, Wasserman-Schulz, and who is the black lady from Ocala? LEE?

8. Please; Galoomphy has overcome a tremendous amount of hardship in life to get where he is today. After all, his genealogy starts with the union of a toaster oven and a waffle iron.

9. What’s wrong with his head?
   Seriously.
   It ain’t shaped right. I’m not a phrenologist but that may explain his insanity.

10. Don’t forget Corrine “GO GATAS!” Brown.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgbBP9Em00A
    .

11. His latest hardship is annulling his 25 year marriage and making his five kids illegitimate.

    He cannot even negotiate a decent divorce settlement. He’d rather go “scorched earth”. Great kinda’
    guy.

12. He and his brothers played “Three Stooges” as kids and he got to be the one whose head was put in the letter press!

13. I still want to know what’s in his mouth. Notice how his upper and lower lips don’t align correctly. Its like he keeps something big and round in there a lot.

14. Does he have to give up his position in congress now? If not, then why is he allowed to run for Senate?

    If you want to run for a different political office, then the instant you declare for that different office, that becomes your explicit resignation of your current office. The people voted you into office and are entitled to full time representation; whether from their US Senator all the way up to Dog Catcher.

    This way, if you lose, you’re gone.

    Personally, I don’t even think the democrats want this in the senate.

15. Gawd, you can smell the “oink” just looking at him.

16. rancid fat oozes from his pores