At first I couldn’t, at all, see the connection.
But then it dawned on me. If your toe hurts it will make you limp.
A New York man says it’s ‘extremely difficult’ for him to have sex after his toe was cut with a banned tool during a pedicure, according to a lawsuit.
Last summer, Steven Clarke and his girlfriend took their monthly trip to Lilac Nail & Spa on West 110th Street in Harlem for $35 pedicures, the New York Post reported.
In the middle of the pampering session, Clarke ‘felt a sharp pain on his left pinky toe and … observed a constant stream of blood in the water,’ he claims in a lawsuit against the spa.
The pedicurist servicing him reportedly used a handled credo blade to shave off callouses, but the tool has been prohibited in New York state since 1994.
‘Rudimentary tasks like showering, driving, walking, engaging in relations and sleeping have now become extremely difficult,’ according to the lawsuit.
I’m over 60 never had a pedacure and I still can have sex at least 2 times a week. But. I don’t use my toe. I use something a tad bigger.
Maybe he should remove his foot from his a$$ and let his toe heal.
It’s OK buddy, you lost your man card when you got the pedicure anyway.
…and this little piggie went “wee wee wee”, all the way to the bank…
There’s nothing wrong with a guy getting a pedicure, but check the place out first, dummy!
Well I’ve been DYING to say something all day but didn’t want to overstep. BigGun is buying us all Cigar in celebration of his first Grandchild. A healthy baby girl with a beautiful mother. With the coolest name ever. He says she’ll be riding next week. Lol. Congrats buddy.
Sheeit, when the wife and I were first married I sliced my left arm clean open at about 10:00 am. At about 1:30 pm I finally received about 18 stitches and a bunch of adhesive bandages. Drove home at about 3:00 pm. She came home from work early concerned at about 3:30. By 4:00 we were neked and boinking. I was back in the gym the next day. And back at work.
This guys was hung like a hamster anyway. What a puss.
Thanks, Brad. She’ll be ride’n and kickin’ our butts before we know it! Oh wait, she’s already kicked my butt and won my heart. 😉
Yes there is! There is something very inherently wrong with a man getting a pedicure.
Yea I have two. The oldest is a hell on wheels 4 year old girl that’s been mutton busting with the boys. Just like her mom, she will know no limits.
So you didn’t say why you sliced your arm clean open?
Was it an accident? Playing with knives?
Unloading 12 foot lengths of extruded rectangular aluminum bar off a flat bed. The ends are sharper than hell and the guy on the opposite end dropped his side. Shit happens.
Oh and I never even thought about suing my employer. And I got my ass back to work ASAP because there was a job that needed to be done.
I’m pretty sure soldiers who have lost parts in wars managed to come home and handle their bidness. But, you know, You have a toe owie so I guess it’s more serious than an explosion and stuff.
Congrats!
Agreed! Should we call a toe truck for him? Bless his heart.
MJA, I always love your stuff. Always on the money.
Come on Brad, you just like her Afro-Kitty avatar…
You can’t get a good lunch in NYC for $35.
Cheap bastard should have know it was a chop shop.
Girlfriend, yeah, sure, it’s your story Stephen, run with it.
Just what pocket does he think he will get his hand in?
A shithole in Harlem hardly seems to have deep ones.
No license, no insurance, dummy.
“What a maroon.” – Bugs
I’d be embarrassed to file a lawsuit with the words, during my pedicure, in it, unless the damage was to.…ahem, a bit larger appendage.
Fucking twinkie.
Sounds like a “First World” problem to me. I hack mine off with my pocket knife.
Did the fish bite him?
judging from the picture, i’d say it’s a bit more than a toe cut that keeps the sex away
Pussy
Yep… any “man” who has a mani/pedi and/or is waxed, needs to lose not only a couple of digits but his Man Card®, as well!!
In fact, in this dude’s case, his obviously high estrogen levels may have has much to do with his low sex drive as that cut on his toe.
Man up, dudes. Go shopping for carpentry tools or guns while the womenfolk primp and get girly treatments.
No wonder we elected that idiot twice.
Congratulations, Grandpa! 😀