Guy Says an Accidental Cut on His Pinky Toe During Pedicure Has Ruined His Sex Life – IOTW Report

Guy Says an Accidental Cut on His Pinky Toe During Pedicure Has Ruined His Sex Life

At first I couldn’t, at all, see the connection.

But then it dawned on me. If your toe hurts it will make you limp.

Ouch: Clarke (above) says in the lawsuit that he 'felt a sharp pain on his left pinky toe and ... observed a constant stream of blood in the water'

 

26 Comments on Guy Says an Accidental Cut on His Pinky Toe During Pedicure Has Ruined His Sex Life

  1. Well I’ve been DYING to say something all day but didn’t want to overstep. BigGun is buying us all Cigar in celebration of his first Grandchild. A healthy baby girl with a beautiful mother. With the coolest name ever. He says she’ll be riding next week. Lol. Congrats buddy.

  2. Sheeit, when the wife and I were first married I sliced my left arm clean open at about 10:00 am. At about 1:30 pm I finally received about 18 stitches and a bunch of adhesive bandages. Drove home at about 3:00 pm. She came home from work early concerned at about 3:30. By 4:00 we were neked and boinking. I was back in the gym the next day. And back at work.
    This guys was hung like a hamster anyway. What a puss.

  3. Unloading 12 foot lengths of extruded rectangular aluminum bar off a flat bed. The ends are sharper than hell and the guy on the opposite end dropped his side. Shit happens.

  4. You can’t get a good lunch in NYC for $35.
    Cheap bastard should have know it was a chop shop.
    Girlfriend, yeah, sure, it’s your story Stephen, run with it.
    Just what pocket does he think he will get his hand in?
    A shithole in Harlem hardly seems to have deep ones.
    No license, no insurance, dummy.
    “What a maroon.” – Bugs

  5. Yep… any “man” who has a mani/pedi and/or is waxed, needs to lose not only a couple of digits but his Man Card®, as well!!

    In fact, in this dude’s case, his obviously high estrogen levels may have has much to do with his low sex drive as that cut on his toe.

    Man up, dudes. Go shopping for carpentry tools or guns while the womenfolk primp and get girly treatments.

    No wonder we elected that idiot twice.

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