An invasive species along our Atlantic Coast and Caribbean, the lionfish is a prolific apex predator that eats so much it gets fatty liver disease. Introduced by humans, it is now being targeted for elimination before the beast wipes out the marine eco-systems it has invaded.
While divers are able to spear the thing in shallower waters, they have difficulty going after them in depths of around 200 feet, where most lionfish hang out. So robot designers have formed a consortium called RISE, Robots In Service of the Environment, and are preparing to test launch a killer robot to track down these unwanted guests and zap them with a charge of electricity.
I’d say nuke’em motherlionfishfuckers. 😉
Good Lord! what the hell is that contraption?
… illary’s dildo rack w/ a homing device?
Can it be modified for Democrats? Just asking.
Invasive species huh. Can we get some of those at the border?
Simple solution – figure out some way to make expensive sushi out of it. The free market will take over.
After you cut their poisonous spines off and filet them, they are supposed to be very tasty fish.
They are tasty.
They have Lionfish hunts and cookouts all the time in Florida.
How about Lionfish Foie Gras.
News Bulletin: “At a White House press conference sponsored by President Obama, it was announced that Pterois mombasae, also known as the African Lionfish, will be the first species targeted by the new device.
Unfortunately, one of the President’s Secret Service bodyguards, who suffers from auditory dyslexia, misheard the phrase ‘we’re going to kill the African Lionfish’ as ‘we’re going to kill the Lyin’ African, bitch’, and several scientists were hit by gunfire in the resulting melee.”
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Invented by a ichthydentist. Where’s the outrage?
(trying too hard – A dentist hunting lion fish.)
Tell the Pythons they taste like chicken
You want to bet they’ll fuckup and kick off a dozen or so endangered fish instead. Meanwhile the Lionfish will start stripping down these robots for parts and putting together their own pimpmobiles.