The Hitchhiking robot made it as far as “The City of Brotherly Love.”
He was found “damaged beyond repair earlier Saturday.”
I always thought this would end in robotic tears, but not this early.
This version of the story had me laughing the hardest this morning.
Hmm…Philly…probably those Swedish folks in that lovely city we read about in the news all the time up to no good again.
Planned Parenthood is rushing to see if there are any salvageable parts worth saving
So you dimwits sent a fake robot containing a piece of electronic equipment unsupervised into a Dem-controlled city and expected it to survive?
It’s inability to speak Jive may have been it’s biggest liability!
This might be the funniest story I’ve read in a long time. I sent it off to a friend of mine that lives in Philly, he was proud of his fellow citizens.
Philadelphians mistook it for Bill Burr.
“I’d like to take it on a tour of Detroit, East St. Louis, Baltimore – you know leftist utopias.”
Read more at https://iotwreport.com/hitchbot-wants-to-see-america/#VSU2wTb6F2YR6hTg.99
You a psychic Dr. Tar?
I’m surprised it made it to Philly–it must have skipped Camden before crossing the river.
I have to admit, I laughed and laughed that this “social experiment” didn’t make it out of the first truly vile Dem hell hole it ran into.
I guess a city that boos Santa Claus was bound to be a hurdle old hitchbot just couldn’t manage.
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Won’t get any MSM coverage ’cause it wasn’t black and it wasn’t trashed by racist white cops (for not plugging the parking meter, hitchhiking, not having current tags, etc.).
Decapitated, but was it also sodomized?
It was a bucket of white privilege; they don’t make drywall compound of color, now do they!
A plastic bucket with 4 pool noodles taped to it is a robot!?
Some people have too much time on their hands, and spend it smoking dope apparently.
I thought I’d have a little fun with our opposites at Raw Story.
“So folks over here are all broken up over a “clinking, clanking, clattering collection of coliginious junk” but babies that are butchered then poured into a petri dish to have their organs tweezed out by abortion ghouls, not so much.
Nice humanity you have here Raw Story crowd. Nice lot of members of the human race.”
That was fun while it lasted. They pulled every comment and I assume I’ve earned my ban. I’m surprised they let it go on that long – Dr. Tar
The only People shocked by this are the same people that are shocked that Obama hasn’t saved the economy, achieved world peace and walked on water. Useful idiots, indeed.
The ‘alleged’ assailants have yet to be identified. However, an audio recording was recovered capturing the moment hitchbot’s head was removed with the ‘alleged’ assailants shouting “Allahu Akbar!”
It would have had a better chance going through Beirut.
Also hitchhiking through Philly wearing Mets colors.
Bad idea.
Send in the lions! They were brought up on dark meat……
Philadelphia – Hell’s Branch Office
Open 24/7 for your convenience.
If you think I’m joking, you’d better wake up!
Lotta Amish in PA …
Those damned Amish!
“… damaged beyond repair earlier Saturday.”
Now, all seriousness aside, how is that possible?
ANYTHING made by man can be repaired by man.
PERIOD.
At a reasonable cost? Different question.
Language is important.
Words matter.
“We can rebuild him!” Keep the sunny side up!
Glad to hear bot was trashed. Yeah.
A Tutsi robot in a Hutu city. Where was the UN?
“No Disassemble!”
You’d think a black and white robot would have been spared, since it’s just like Barry.