Just as there are whole genres on the Vietnam War (soldiers as victims / dangerous psychopaths), the Kennedys (tragic kingdom), and the Iraq War (Bush’s fault), there are going to be a bunch of new conspiracy movies on why Hillary really lost. After all, it couldn’t possibly be her fault.
As sure as the sun will rise over the Hollywood hills, the left will produce a batch of unwatchable movies in the coming months to try and create nefarious excuses as to why Hillary lost the election. I’m ready to get in on the ground floor and pitch a few ideas, here are few titles.
Hopeless: The Michelle Obama Story – As an adult she was proud of her nation, now she’s left Hopeless
The Land of Deplorables – Flyover country’s out there. How are you going to survive it?
Tell My Donors I Love Them – They felt use and betrayed, but they were always in her heart
The Ceiling Breaker – A candidate so good the FBI and the Russians had to team up against her
OK let’s see your pitch to Hollywood.
Well, is the goal to actually make money at the box office or to dig my way out of self-pity?
“Brian Williams Song”-Details how Hilary threw herself on the sword to tell false tales about false narratives only to be forgotten at the voting booth…
“Obola: The Modern Ozymandias”
“Feckless in DC”
“The Wreck of the Hesperus: Clintons last Campaign”
“The Russians are Coming! The Russians are Coming!”
“It’s My Lie: The Clinton Fiasco”
“A Lyin’s Tale”
izlamo delenda est …
“Bosnian Snipers” The tale of an intrepid American travelling the nether regions of the World seeking donors.
izlamo delenda est …
“Fargo 2”-A tale of neglecting the unwashed fly over dirt balls who then forgot to vote for her because she just sucked as a candidate, but more of as a sucky human being…
“The Lyin in Winter” A phenomenal depiction of an innocent woman, wronged by a brutish billionaire.
izlamo delenda est …
The Living Dead Rises, AGAIN! -Story of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 Campaign.
“Conspiracy in the Kremlin” a tale of intrigue, spies, and deception promulgated and financed by an extremist right-wing ideologue.
izlamo delenda est …
CLINTONATOR. It will never, ever give up and always blame humans for its failures.
“Tell Them Hillary is Here”, a member of American royalty shows up for her turn but is turned back.
They Shoot Humas, Don’t They?
A Day at the Racists
Pneumonia Viet Nam
Gennifer Flowers in the Attic
The James Carville Horror
Michelle Doesn’t Live Here Anymore
Some Like It Not
“The Cardinal in the Kremlin” – the lost years of the brutish Trump, between building a construction empire and “The Apprentice.”
izlamo delenda est …
I’m all for it as long as it spotlights her incredibly hideous inner being and demonic possession.
Oh wait.. what was I thinking? This is Hollywood after all.
HRC stars in: “Weebles Wobble But They Ain’t No Ways Tahd!”
“The Melting of the Snowflake” How Mrs. Clinton, an innocent, unassuming champion of the middle class, was brought down by deceit, the media, and the Russian mafia.
izlamo delenda est …
“Blood Simple 2”-A short documentary about how Hillary should have taken fetal blood transfusions rather then the diazipan injections….
“American Atrocities” A Michael Moore Docudrama. “American history
from slavery to Wounded Knee, to Mai Lai, to the destruction of Hillary Clinton.” “Masterful” The New York Times film review.
“Springtime in Siberia” Pee Wee Herman assumes the role of the evil Dictator Vladimir Putin, who conspires with the evil industrialist Donald Trump, subtly portrayed by Michael Moore, to create chaos and undermine America’s electoral system.
izlamo delenda est …
The Lyin’ Witch and her Pantsuit Wardrobe. An aging feminist fights against all odds and brain damage to take control of a banana republic.
“It Was Mine, Dammit!”
The heartbreaking story of the “ideal woman” presidential candidate who had been preparing for her “coronation” for decades, but the misogynist billionaire came in and stole the election from her with the help of the “evil” Russians.
“They shoot Whores don’t they?”-Robert Redford and Hillary star in this movie about Bill Clinton’s sexual affairs…
The Seventy Year Old Bitch. A communist septuagenarian’s last ditch effort to steal the U.S. presidency from a patriotic billionaire.
“Willy’s Wonka and Huma’s Weiner Factory”
The saga of sex, lies, deceit and deception of Hillary Clinton’s Billion Dollar Campaign.
(P)resident Evil. Satan inhabits the body of a grandmotherly politician, who tries and fails in her bid to ascend to the presidency and plunge the world into nuclear war.
Escape to Vancouver
Leftists embark on a dangerous journey to liberal utopia after a billionaire, a communist nation, and tens of millions of bigoted rednecks steal the election from the rightful President.
All The Presidents Women. A philandering ex-president attempts to regain his former glory (and the easy women that go with it) by working behind the scenes to get his unlikeable shrew of a wife elected.
From Rear to Maternity.
A young and confused Barry Obama decides if he’s going to get anywhere in politics, he’ll have to leave his friend’s behind and marry a woman who will bear him children. Will he leave the family to find the man of his dreams now that his term is up?
Putin on the Blitz – Trump steals U.S. Presidency when lightning-like Russian hacking attacks against Hillary allow Vlad to impale her.
All they gotta do is turn the story around. They can have some skank-nasty hollywood biatch play a Republican that does all those things hill just did this year. It would be a winner.
/remember there is no H in winning
MJA
“From Rear to Maternity.
A young and confused Barry Obama decides if he’s going to get anywhere in politics, he’ll have to leave his friend’s behind and marry a woman who will bear him children. Will he leave the family to find the man of his dreams now that his term is up?”
OMG:) A film for the ass-born! Gonna get more votes, ya!
White Bitch Down
Diane Feinstein narrates a documentary of the down on her luck criminal, Hillary Clinton. She lost another presidential race, but can she win the upcoming lawsuits against her? Cameo appearance by John McCain.
“No Cuntree for Dead White Men”
“White Men Can’t
JumpVote”“It’s A Good Pajama Life”
She was a political whore before, now she can be a Hollywood whore.
“Red Don”
After Trump takes office, he backstabs the whole country and lets Putin take over withiut a shot being fired. A band of plucky SJW’s form a resistance network operating out of their moms’ basements, and they send Putin packing with their fierce hacking.
Obama’s life story: from being born in Nigeria to ending up in an insane asylum, screaming about Russian hackers causing everything.
“Murder at Marcy Park.” A Harvey Weensteen production. How the Right-wing Republicans conspired with the NRA, the KKK, and the KGB to destroy Hillary Clinton
***** New York Times.
Bumbling billionaire president Wakes up in an alternate universe where men have to generate clean energy by riding fish shaped bicycles. All aspects of life are controlled by progressive man hating womyn. Babies are grown in warehouses with strictly enforced race and gender quotas.
“2016, A Space Odyssey”-It turns out that Hillary is liked about as much as nose hair and is plucked randomly…
Yours, Mine and Ours; Hillary and Huma, A Love Story
Run! Bitch Run!; Bill Made Me Do It
Christmas in Chappaqua; Santa better come around here this year, ’cause I’m a shoutin’ and a poutin’
oops, left out “not”
Bongopoofter…….okay as soon as I stop laughing I’ll post…
Godley and Creme penned a very short tune in their Consequences album called Yours, Mine, Ours. Now I can’t get that tune outta my head. Thank you! 😀
Billy Jack-Off: The story of a sullied campaign and how the indescretions of a former President left their stain on history.
A great question by @SimpsonMiska
http://politopinion.com/2016/12/one-question-using-mighty-cyber-security-arsenal/
What Ever Happened to Queen Hillary?
After suffer the humiliation of defeat caused by the Russians, a basket of deplorables and a rogue billionare, Queen Hillary (a monarch only in her mind) seeks refuge in her humble millionare mansion.
On occasion, disguised as a gentle, kind grandmother, she mysteriously appears in selfies with local millionare donors in her neighborhood.
Little does anyone one know, she has chained and locked up in the attic, the one person she truly blames for her downfall – Bill Clinton. Will the emaciated, frail bimbo eruption perpetrator survive her wrath? Find out in a theater near you.