PatriotRetort: Yesterday was the Hateful Harpies in Pussy Hats “Day without a Woman.”
Or, as I call it, “Wednesday.”
And how did I celebrate it?
Why, I’m glad you asked.
I ignored them.
I didn’t write about it, tweet about – nothing.
And as much as we may have hoped, this supposed “Day Without a Woman” was not an opportunity to be free of these wretched scolds.
Not at all.
Instead, they marched, protested and generally got in everyone’s faces.
What part of the word “without” do these gals not understand? MORE
I celebrated by ordering a feminist NOT to make me a sandwich. Her head exploded.
I had a day without a women yesterday. My wife went to work and I made myself my own sammich. Just like every other Wednesday.
I ENJOYED THE DAY AT WORK, AND NOTICED THAT THERE WAS A LOT MORE SPACE IN THE OFFICE REFRIGERATOR!!
Who has time in their lives for repulsive, miserable, bitchy, bitter, clueless, and pessimistic people? Was taught early in life to avoid that type. Did not even know yesterday was cranky ugly smelly bitch day.
Women only birth half of the population? Am I led to believe that liberal women just admitted that they were scraped off of a rock somewhere?
I’ll buy that.
But a day without women is like a day without sunshine!
(I guess that’s why it’s cloudy 75% of the time around here.)
The other half must come from goats!
And a day without men is like a day when everything breaks down and women are flummoxed. (Well, most women, anyway.)
can a pussy hat also be a big fur hat ?
The best day without a woman, and the most important, was 8 Nov 16 🙂
Please, all the women that protested yesterday, take the next year off.
I got to work 10 minutes faster because they didn’t clog the roads and cause any accidents.
It was quiet. Eerily quiet. I didn’t know what to do because I wasn’t interrupted and nagged what to do 25 times yesterday. And the spider in the bathroom? It got to live another day.
As someone who has been celibate since late August 2010, with no end to it in sight – My day was no different than usual.
99 problems and a bitch ain’t one.
Steven Crowder did a report on the effect it had…
https://youtu.be/n0c3ReasoY8?t=8
Dadof4, Shit man, only 7 years? Try 1998. Best and happiest 19 years of my life!
lol ^^
They actually repeated the ridiculous quote with that ridiculous tweet!!!
WTF? I could not stop laughing when I saw it.
A much needed DAY vacation
I left the toilet lid up all day. It was awesome.
My fiancee’ and I have an arrangement – I cook and she does the dishes. But yesterday in honour of Day Without A Broad, she cooked and I did the dishes.
Well, dinner sucked and I still had to take the damn garbage out.
Does any one even remotely know what they are protesting against or demanding?
I think they are just mad about President Trump defeating The Hildabeast.
If they have any demands, they must be ridiculous. Please show me anywhere in America where there is institutionalized and accepted sexism. Not in education where women are fully represented in college (more so than men). They are in the labor force fully with the caveat that they can earn less due to their departure from the career field for child rearing. I also see the lower representation in some fields as an admission that the desires of women differ from men. Different priorities mean that they gravitate to different careers. Nothing nefarious there; just reality. So, they really need to shut up.
Here it was the same as any other day. Went to my female hair dresser who is also a legal immigrant who became a citizen. She voted for Trump. She likes making money and works hard.
Didn’t notice any difference at the veterinary clinic where all the female employees were present and working.
Didn’t notice any difference at the Post Office where all the female employees were present and working.
Went to the Indian restaurant for dinner where every one in the kitchen is male and most of the servers are male. didn’t notice any difference.
Slopped hogs, did laundry and light house keeping just like any other day.
Didn’t see a single pussy hat. Didn’t smell a single feminazi. Didn’t hear a single screeching shrew.
I started the morning showing my wife how much I loved her (it WAS ‘Hump Day’ after all). Then I told her that was a great way to start the ‘Day without women”; she got a big laugh out of that (she is a conservative woman with a sense of humor). Then I made myself a sandwich to take to work (but I do that every work-day).
The womyn all showed up at my ‘male dominated job;’ we still had to say “Pardon my French” whenever we said ‘fuck,’ ‘shit,’ or ‘piss-flippers.’ So pretty much like every other day. One guy got punched in the head, but that was SOP for a normal day.
International No Sammich Day
@wambam: Thank you, ma’am.
Didn’t notice … wife doesn’t go in for that stupid shit.
izlamo delenda est …
Yep, my wife hates those scrunts also.