Nature dictates that cows don’t eat chicken. Therefore, 20 are Left
The rest are Right.
Just realized that’s not what he asked (“How many didn’t,” not “How many are left”). Early morning Mandela Effect.
🏆 Most punchable boyfriend of 2018 so far goes to…..🏆
by the way, haven’t heard from McCain in a while. The balloons in my balloon drop net are still fully inflated, so I’m not worried about them just yet.
I still don’t get it.
“How Long is a Chinaman”
“How Long is a Chinaman?”
“That’s right!”
“Huh?”
Most people are confused until you tell them it’s a statement, not a question.
30 cows 20 ate chicken
math is hard
How many animals of each species did Moses put on the ark?
none – it was Noah
10
So Marie Harf is prepping to testify before the House Inteligence Committee?
They could complicate the story by filling the field with Eierlegende Wollmilchsau.
The magic farm critter that gives you every thing you could need or want.
She has the “look”.
Send her in.
Why is an orange?
It’s one thing to raz your chick, but don’t put her on front street for all the interwebs to see….if they’re still together he’s lucky.
Some people just cant help being retarded fuck heads.
If she a lick of sense that relationship is over
The guy sounds like he just got up out of his personal floor tent/private space. Her thighs have more brains than his head.
What is the punchline???
That photo was taken by the same person that did the Obama portraits.
Riddles aren’t supposed to be deliberately misleading.
So “28” is the name of the cow that “chickens?”
The riddle does NOT say that none of the other 29 cows did NOT chicken.
JDHasty got the correct answer.
“And twenty-eight chickens.”
Chickens? Plural?
“And twenty-eight chicken.” might have made some sense. Instead of “chickens” being a plural noun we would have “chicken” as a verb.
Maybe Engrish isn’t his first language?
Maybe Engrish isn’t MY first language?
Hit the dickhead with a baseball bat on the side of his head and scream: “Say it again, muthahfuckuh!”
izlamo delenda est …
No chicken for me, but I wouldn’t mind a little leg…
And people ask me why they don’t get hired to do voice overs. There is something called a comma, asshole. Oh, and bovines aren’t carnivores, so this “riddle” as someone called it, is not a “riddle”, it’s a trick question by a leftist jerk. BTW, what the hell is that woman wearing, and why is she being shot in the dark? To cover up the rest of her body? Her thigh is bigger than my entire body.
What’s the riddle? Progressives are idiots who think they are smart. The end.
BTW,what he is saying is, Twenty, ATE chickens. Got it? Not funny, clever or anything else. Just a trick question recorded by an asshole.
Tamminator. I have voiceover experience. You hiring? 🙂
58 critters didn’t come back after fuzznutz left the gate open.
Jerry: No. I do them. I don’t hire myself or others.
Racist cows. Chicken lives matter.
They’re the Jim Morrisons of cows – they eat more chicken any man ever seen.
Chick leg tied with a string?
ENGRISH IS HARD!!! That’s why we need Grammar and Punk you Asians!
I think she show great restraint, she should have cracked him over the head with a lamp!
Doc:
She could have crushed his head with those thighs.
Look at that bunch of cows.
No, herd.
Heard of what?
Herd of cows.
Sure, I’ve heard of cows!
No, cow herd.
What do I care what a cow heard? I’ve got no secrets from a cow!
I’ve had that run on me before and yes, I’m wearing the dunce hat. Now if I can’t get one like it almost immediately I ask them to write down the question.
Man I’m full. I jist et seven tacos.
Don’t you mean “ate”?
Yep, musta been eight tacos I et.
That is so fun king dumb.
Cows don’t eat chicken, chickens will eat cows.
If he added “of them”, it would have been easy.
“and 20 OF THEM ate chickens.”
Agree with everyone saying the guy is an insufferable ass.
She is cute and I want a date. (Okay, I’ll settle for the kind you eat.)
Chickens — present tense of chicken.
Chicken — verb — run away in fear.
28 — identifier of cow, as in — name your pets not your food.
Cows do eat flesh — that results in mad cow disease.
Taken the other way: “There are thirty cows in the field. Twenty ate chickens. How many did not.” This statement only affirms that twenty ate chickens. It does NOT affirm that the remaining cows did NOT eat chickens. Engrish that idiot.
Tamminator. Cool! Maybe I’ve heard you before. 🤔
That was sofa king stupid.
Screw the “riddle;” the gal is hot and it was just an excuse for us to ogle her!
@vietvet. Thanks I had long forgotten about the Shmoo. The creation of the shmoo probably predates the creation of the Eierlegende Wollmilchsau. (egg-laying milk-giving wool-pig by several years.
I had forgotten the German term, Eierlegende Wollmilchsau. Called a German lady who lives nearby to ask if she knew the phrase. She was not familiar with it. However, I learned later the Eierlegende Wollmilchsau was created by a German author yeas after she left Germany and came to the USA.
@Blink: You’re welcome. L’il Abner was a big thing when I was a kid, and I always enjoyed the various characters that came from the demented mind of Al Capp. My favorite Al Capp real life moment is when he exposed himself to a very young unknown aspiring actress named Goldie Hawn in an attempt to get into her knickers. A pretty gutsy move for a one-legged guy, I would think.
🙂
I’d like to share that couch with her.
@Whatshisface:
But “cows” are female.
If any male I knew recorded that and posted it online for the sole purpose of
humiliating me, he would be carrying his iPhone camera in his intestinal pocket.
30. Cows don’t eat chicken.
TEN
Nature dictates that cows don’t eat chicken. Therefore, 20 are Left
The rest are Right.
Just realized that’s not what he asked (“How many didn’t,” not “How many are left”). Early morning Mandela Effect.
🏆 Most punchable boyfriend of 2018 so far goes to…..🏆
by the way, haven’t heard from McCain in a while. The balloons in my balloon drop net are still fully inflated, so I’m not worried about them just yet.
I still don’t get it.
“How Long is a Chinaman”
“How Long is a Chinaman?”
“That’s right!”
“Huh?”
Most people are confused until you tell them it’s a statement, not a question.
30 cows 20 ate chicken
math is hard
How many animals of each species did Moses put on the ark?
none – it was Noah
10
So Marie Harf is prepping to testify before the House Inteligence Committee?
@F4UCorsair, TN Tuxedo: Wanna bet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9vxHN8_jSE
😉
Sorry — that man is insufferable. A Total prick.
Beware of carnivorous bovines.
And armed bovines too.
https://youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI
10
Eat Mor Chikin!
Speaking of chicken I’ll take some of that thigh.
They could complicate the story by filling the field with Eierlegende Wollmilchsau.
The magic farm critter that gives you every thing you could need or want.
She has the “look”.
Send her in.
Why is an orange?
It’s one thing to raz your chick, but don’t put her on front street for all the interwebs to see….if they’re still together he’s lucky.
@Blink: In other words, a shmoo.
http://www.cabinetmagazine.org/issues/40/flores.php
Some people just cant help being retarded fuck heads.
If she a lick of sense that relationship is over
The guy sounds like he just got up out of his personal floor tent/private space. Her thighs have more brains than his head.
What is the punchline???
That photo was taken by the same person that did the Obama portraits.
Riddles aren’t supposed to be deliberately misleading.
So “28” is the name of the cow that “chickens?”
The riddle does NOT say that none of the other 29 cows did NOT chicken.
JDHasty got the correct answer.
“And twenty-eight chickens.”
Chickens? Plural?
“And twenty-eight chicken.” might have made some sense. Instead of “chickens” being a plural noun we would have “chicken” as a verb.
Maybe Engrish isn’t his first language?
Maybe Engrish isn’t MY first language?
Hit the dickhead with a baseball bat on the side of his head and scream: “Say it again, muthahfuckuh!”
izlamo delenda est …
No chicken for me, but I wouldn’t mind a little leg…
And people ask me why they don’t get hired to do voice overs. There is something called a comma, asshole. Oh, and bovines aren’t carnivores, so this “riddle” as someone called it, is not a “riddle”, it’s a trick question by a leftist jerk. BTW, what the hell is that woman wearing, and why is she being shot in the dark? To cover up the rest of her body? Her thigh is bigger than my entire body.
What’s the riddle? Progressives are idiots who think they are smart. The end.
BTW,what he is saying is, Twenty, ATE chickens. Got it? Not funny, clever or anything else. Just a trick question recorded by an asshole.
Tamminator. I have voiceover experience. You hiring? 🙂
58 critters didn’t come back after fuzznutz left the gate open.
Jerry: No. I do them. I don’t hire myself or others.
Racist cows. Chicken lives matter.
They’re the Jim Morrisons of cows – they eat more chicken any man ever seen.
Chick leg tied with a string?
ENGRISH IS HARD!!! That’s why we need Grammar and Punk you Asians!
I think she show great restraint, she should have cracked him over the head with a lamp!
Doc:
She could have crushed his head with those thighs.
Look at that bunch of cows.
No, herd.
Heard of what?
Herd of cows.
Sure, I’ve heard of cows!
No, cow herd.
What do I care what a cow heard? I’ve got no secrets from a cow!
I’ve had that run on me before and yes, I’m wearing the dunce hat. Now if I can’t get one like it almost immediately I ask them to write down the question.
Man I’m full. I jist et seven tacos.
Don’t you mean “ate”?
Yep, musta been eight tacos I et.
That is so fun king dumb.
Cows don’t eat chicken, chickens will eat cows.
If he added “of them”, it would have been easy.
“and 20 OF THEM ate chickens.”
Agree with everyone saying the guy is an insufferable ass.
She is cute and I want a date. (Okay, I’ll settle for the kind you eat.)
Chickens — present tense of chicken.
Chicken — verb — run away in fear.
28 — identifier of cow, as in — name your pets not your food.
Cows do eat flesh — that results in mad cow disease.
Taken the other way: “There are thirty cows in the field. Twenty ate chickens. How many did not.” This statement only affirms that twenty ate chickens. It does NOT affirm that the remaining cows did NOT eat chickens. Engrish that idiot.
Tamminator. Cool! Maybe I’ve heard you before. 🤔
That was sofa king stupid.
Screw the “riddle;” the gal is hot and it was just an excuse for us to ogle her!
@vietvet. Thanks I had long forgotten about the Shmoo. The creation of the shmoo probably predates the creation of the Eierlegende Wollmilchsau. (egg-laying milk-giving wool-pig by several years.
I had forgotten the German term, Eierlegende Wollmilchsau. Called a German lady who lives nearby to ask if she knew the phrase. She was not familiar with it. However, I learned later the Eierlegende Wollmilchsau was created by a German author yeas after she left Germany and came to the USA.
@Blink: You’re welcome. L’il Abner was a big thing when I was a kid, and I always enjoyed the various characters that came from the demented mind of Al Capp. My favorite Al Capp real life moment is when he exposed himself to a very young unknown aspiring actress named Goldie Hawn in an attempt to get into her knickers. A pretty gutsy move for a one-legged guy, I would think.
🙂
I’d like to share that couch with her.
@Whatshisface:
But “cows” are female.
If any male I knew recorded that and posted it online for the sole purpose of
humiliating me, he would be carrying his iPhone camera in his intestinal pocket.