I Post This Hillary Story at Lunch Time Because It’s My Way of Helping Everyone Lose Weight – IOTW Report

I Post This Hillary Story at Lunch Time Because It’s My Way of Helping Everyone Lose Weight

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Twice failed presidential candidate turned wannabe documentarian Hillary Clinton finally let us know Friday why she keeps wearing awful pant suits.

I’m sure most of you have been wondering why Clinton constantly chooses to disrespect herself by wearing the ugliest clothes in the universe, and apparently Brazil is to blame, according to statements Clinton made on CBS Sunday Morning. Apparently folks in the South American country were trying to get upskirt shots of Clinton to use in lingerie advertisements, the former First Lady told the outlet.

“I was sitting on a couch and the press was let in. There were a bunch of them shooting up,” Clinton told the network. Some of the photos were then apparently use to sell women’s underwear. The photos that show Clinton sitting down with her legs not entirely together ended up on billboards, according to the outlet.

This was the first of several moments that tricked Clinton into thinking that pant suits were a viable alternative to, I don’t know, wearing tights?? Honestly though, this entire story feels like another failed attempt to appear “normal” and “down-to-Earth” while she promotes her new Apple TV+ show, “Gutsy.”

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21 Comments on I Post This Hillary Story at Lunch Time Because It’s My Way of Helping Everyone Lose Weight

  1. Gutsy
    You have to assume only the very best liberal liars and cheats for the cast.
    Nobody in their RIGHT mind would endorse the Clinton murder machine.

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