My “submission” (so to speak) would simply be this-
“Mom, Dad, convert to Islam or I will behead you.”
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We need a Revolution!
How about a follow up assignment telling mom and dad about converting *from* islam?
“Mom, Dad, convert from Islam and I will behead you.”
This is absurd. In my world, we children would’ve never suggested our parents “do anything”, much less convert to another religion.
Mom, dad, I converted to Islam at school, and yesterday I beheaded my step-sister for the family’s honor.
Dear Mom and Dad,
Please convert to Islam.
I want to marry a goat someday.
Well, that assignment just says to “write about converting”. So that would be easy. Simply point out that converting to Islam means joining a misogynistic, homophobic, pedophilic, barbaric, bestiality-practicing, intolerant, murderous, uncivilized, unsanitary tribe of totalitarian theocratic plunderers with severe cognitive, ethical, and moral limitations.
Honor killing is legal, isn’t it? Because I don’t like my sister, and the fact that she wears red lipstick and tight jeans and hangs around with boys should be excuse enough, right? Honolulu snackbar everybody, and can I have her room?
Oops. Forgot “slave-owning rapists”.
I KIIIIILLLLLLL you!
Even though you convert to the True Faith – I KIIIIILLLLLLL you heathen Nazarene!
The goat – he speaks to me of Allah’s wishes – he commands me in the name of the Profit – he entices me with much goodness of sex – and he tells me to KIIIIILLLLLLL you!
Being a girl, I would not be allowed an education or to voice my opinion in the Islamic world. Therefore, I am excused from the homework assignment.
@Al, should get some points added for the vocabulary.
Mom…Dad: convert to Islam or I will eat you.
Incestuous. Left out incestuous. Dang.
Ok how did this occur? I want to know the school, district and state this occurred in. And why is the ACLU not suing the school district?
Dear Mom and Dad–I have converted to *&%$@–you might want to warn Larry/Linda and have him/her move on out of the house. I’d also might want to hide all the knives. You have been warned.
I’d ask the teacher to do an assignment. Write a letter to the class about converting to an American citizen.
Dad, my teacher has issued a Fatwa for our class to convert to Islam. Rather than having my head chopped off for refusal to convert, I have converted. The call of Jihad fills my blood and I must have a one-way plane ticket to the Holy Land so I can fight along side my brothers in arms against the unholy Zionists that occupy our lands.
Mom and sis, get those burkas on right now before I teach you a lesson that you will never forget. If I catch sis outside of the house again without a burka and talking a boy without Dad or me present, I will cleanse that which has dishonored our family.
Allah Akbar!
Parents write a continuing education assignment for the “teacher in question” – GFY.
https://www.jihadwatch.org/2017/11/uk-school-assignment-for-12-year-olds-write-a-letter-to-family-about-converting-to-islam
Rush had a 12 year-old caller on yesterday. She was praising his books because they’re the only way she’s learning about American history. In the 7th grade, all she’s been taught is related to Muslim and African history.
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