ISIS Caliph, al-Baghdadi, Reportedly Poisoned and Near Death – IOTW Report

ISIS Caliph, al-Baghdadi, Reportedly Poisoned and Near Death

The head of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi had reportedly shared an afternoon meal with some of his generals when all fell ill and were rushed to some secret medical facility for treatment.  With a $7 million bounty on his head, I guess it was only a matter of time before someone slipped something in his hummus.

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19 Comments on ISIS Caliph, al-Baghdadi, Reportedly Poisoned and Near Death

  1. Al-Baghdadi shows up at the pearly gates, and to his amazement, St. Peter welcomes him in. Along comes George Washington who proceeds to kick the shit out of al-Baghdadi. Then Thomas Jefferson shows up and beats him up again. Next, John Adams kicks his ass, and within minutes, Robert E. Lee beats him to a pulp. Al-Baghdadi asks St. Peter what is happening, and St. Peter replies, “you were promised 72 Virginians. 68 more to go.”

  2. @evensteven, love the joke, but Adams wasn’t from Old Dominion

    you could sub Madison, Monroe, Zachary Taylor (Old Rough and Ready), JEB Stuart, Stonewall Jackson, Sam Houston….. 🙂

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