The head of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi had reportedly shared an afternoon meal with some of his generals when all fell ill and were rushed to some secret medical facility for treatment. With a $7 million bounty on his head, I guess it was only a matter of time before someone slipped something in his hummus.
After the fallafel, they felt awful. So sad.
yeah, we’ve heard it before. I’ll believe it when F.D.R. in Hell confirms it.
Too bad Barky couldn’t have been there for an afternoon get-together with his fellow travellers.
Barky is working on getting them some hurricane matthew aid.
Now he has to get them some obamacare too.
You’d think his religion was poison enough to kill a person but I guess that’s in a different context.
maybe the cook got his left and right hand mixed up. just an unfortunate accident. could happen to anyone.
Gee, that’s too bad
This guy has more lives than a cat, didn’t they claim he was killed in an airstrike last summer?
Compliments to the chef.
Must have been the sheeps’ eyeballs with camel-jizz glaze. Got to keep that stuff refrigerated.
Al-Baghdadi shows up at the pearly gates, and to his amazement, St. Peter welcomes him in. Along comes George Washington who proceeds to kick the shit out of al-Baghdadi. Then Thomas Jefferson shows up and beats him up again. Next, John Adams kicks his ass, and within minutes, Robert E. Lee beats him to a pulp. Al-Baghdadi asks St. Peter what is happening, and St. Peter replies, “you were promised 72 Virginians. 68 more to go.”
@evensteven, love the joke, but Adams wasn’t from Old Dominion
you could sub Madison, Monroe, Zachary Taylor (Old Rough and Ready), JEB Stuart, Stonewall Jackson, Sam Houston….. 🙂
Word on the arab street is that he cracked wise about “the sick old Hillary” one too many times.
That’ll teach him and his buddies about ordering a BLT for lunch!
Isn’t it about time for Joe Biden to come out of hiding and expose the operatives who accomplished the hit? Did wonders for SEAL Team 6.
Now if only the medical personnel who are taking “care” of these creatures would do their bit, we could be rid of these worthless lumps of flesh.
Mossad.
The Jews get blamed for everything else, why not this, good job.
$7,000,000.oo jackpot on this muzzie, his death is way overdue.
i guess the lamb’s leg forgot to warn him it was poisoned…..