It’s Friday Night – You Need a Date?

49 Comments on It’s Friday Night – You Need a Date?

1. That’s Buffolo Heifer , the whore in “Lonesome Dove.”

2. If I was into the rape culture, holding the feminist down, holding the minority down….that pose, those photos….I mean c’mon….wow….that there would push me into joining the French Foreign Legion….

3. That is a big fat cunt

4. ,B.Y.O.F. Bring your own flour. Shouldn’t she be guarding a bridge someplace?

5. Glamour don’ts:

   Horizontal lines
   Goth lipstick
   Greasy hair
   Being 175 lbs overweight

   Who told this foul thing that selfies are attractive?

6. I would rather date a rabid wolverine with PMS.

7. omnivore = eats everything

   no shit

8. If I were single and desperate, I’d slit my wrists instead.

9. Under “The first things people usually notice about me” her first item is

   That I’m a fat babe, duh.

   Wrong. That should be

   That I’m fat and ugly, duh.

   Repeat after me:
   I AM NOT A BABE.
   I AM NOT A BABE.
   I AM NOT A BABE.
   I AM NOT A BABE.

10. She had hair on her legs
    Like bristles on a hog.
    She had pimples right up to her chin.
    But a little bit of time.
    And a whole lotta whiskey,l
    And I drank her right up to a ten.

    Ah the good olde days.

11. “may trade nudes for burrito. just kidding”

    probably not.

12. Here’s one from way before Bad Brad, or JohnS’s time.

    A whiskey glass
    And a woman’s ass
    Made a horse’s ass
    Out of me.

13. PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH, STAT!! THAT WHICH IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!

    Good at bellydancing? With that much excess belly, no duh!!

14. “If I were an animal, I would be a manatee…” If? IF?

15. But who got the 77% match?

16. Take pleasure in knowing what true misery this pathetic, horny, lonely slob is living in.

    Despite all its public display of obvious mental illness, it really just boils down to being lonely, ugly, fat, and very horny.

17. If you think she’s bad, just remember, there is someone that is having sex with that thing.

18. I showed “Snooty the Manatee” her photo, Now I have to clean his tank with a pool leaf net… since. he barfed up all the romaine lettuce that he had for dinner.. talk about cruelty to animals.

19. “Cisheteropatriarchy”

    What? She couldn’t figure out haw to toss in “Caucasian” to her new SJW word??

    and BTW, the world does not contain enough whiskey for me even consider getting naked near that thing!

20. Ah Menderman, you’re a good man. Stay away from it. Whiskey will destroy you and make you do very stupid things. And against your will too.

21. Thanks Fur. I had a nice buzz going until this post. I just Ralphed in my mouth and feel like slitting my wrists.

22. If I were the last man on Earth, and she were the last woman, I can guarantee you that the human race would come to a grinding halt.

    She spends a lot of time thinking about “checking (her) privilege.” Wow, what a fun date she’d be.

23. Sadly libtard derangement in full force. No wonder the Orwellian world appeals to college snowflakes.

24. Put the Fuck’n lotion in the basket!!

25. She wants to abolish prisons and close detention centers for undocumented immigrants. Trolling for dates?

26. That’s quite a hot tip ‘Fur, thanks!

27. Thats the girl….thing from the Milo Event?

28. I feel like ripping my eyes out. I try my very best to avoid seeing images of people like this. Next time, PLEASE link this kind of material to another page.

29. Looks don’t matter if you’ve got a terrific personality. Reading her bio, I find no signs whatsoever of a terrific personality. So if sex is really important to her, she’d better contact Jenny Craig. STAT!

30. Does she like cigars?

31. Gee Wally, marry something like that and you’ll never have to buy a furnace!

32. She actually makes a pretty good living as an AC/DC mascot at their live shows.

    Wanna tell you story
    About woman I know
    When it comes to lovin’
    She steals the show
    She ain’t exactly pretty
    Ain’t exactly small
    Fourt’two thirt’nine fiftysix
    You could say she’s got it all

33. HOW MANY dates has she EATEN, already?!?

34. She has a great future ahead of her as a buoy in some harbor or as a counter weight for shipping containers or as an anchor for a cruise ship or as a speed bump for semi trucks or?

35. Thanks Fur. That scared the boys so bad they crawled back up and now I gotta go through puberty again.

36. My Mister said “Morbidly obese! How disgustingly fat do you have to be when you need an extra adjective, such as morbidly, to describe your obesity?”

37. Ugh, it’s TriggyPuff! She’s almost as bad as Meggy McCain!

38. It would require a fifth of whiskey. To pour it over myself and light it.

39. Hitting “Post Comment” after typing my comments is almost like a Zen thing with, you know, the entire page and my new comment jumping up and down like 50 bazillion times before it finally settles down after its grand mal seizure.

40. Her bio says Queer. Guess the whiskey is safe until this evening.

41. A nuther Sherlock Moment:
    Her bio says Queer.

42. If ever an intervention was called for, just wow.
    Too bad nobody stepped in to help her when she first needed it

43. I’d hit it. With a fucking baseball bat.

44. I always thought that putting lipstick on a pig was just a saying?

    Boy was I wrong.

45. That, my friends, is 40 miles of bad road.

46. Notce all the shit she writes about herself. Not only is she obese she’s obese in self-regard too.

    I’ve noticed this about self described liberal women on dating sites

47. (I’m too late, but so what?)

    @Menderman:

    “Cisheteropatriarchy”

    What? She couldn’t figure out haw to toss in “Caucasian” to her new SJW word??

    Cisetioheteropatriarchy

48. Cisetioheteropatriarchy????????????
    WTF iz that??
    Can we speak English here!

49. Ooooooh, I’m now gonna have to wash my eyes out with battery acid!
    Might have to wash my memory out with it, too. That thing is wayyyyy too ghastly to remember!! :^#