China certainly came up with a unique way to announce to the world that they are working on their 13th Five Year Plan. They put it to music and made a cheesy video.
I feel confident in saying this is going to be the weirdest thing you’ll see today.
Here
Absolutely no content? Check
Pretty pictures and empty phrases? Check
Yeah State-run everything? Check
Look for a Sanders/Hillary/Krugman remake in 2016!
I found that to be very, very creepy.
The Chinese cannot be trusted, even with their own propaganda videos.
Ching Chan China-man sittin’ on a rail,…………..along came a choo-choo train and chopped of his tail.
It will take 7 years to devise the 13th Five Year Plan, making the 13th Five Year Plan obsolete 2 years before it is finished. Therefore, we need to start work on the 14th Five Year Plan immeditely so that it will only be 1 year obsolete when finished, unless intervening events force a revision of the 12th, 13th and 14th Five Year Plans – in which case we need to start working on the 16th Five Year Plan and just skip the 15th Five Year Plan because eventually the central government planners need to catch up to the 20th century.
Vote for Bernie Sanders, because a system like this is just too fucked up to not be worth at least some laughs.
Pay attention to the Shi san wu
or
Let the market operate, it’s more efficient.
the best laid 5 year plans of mice and men need to be redone every 4-8 years as Stalin so aptly proved.
If you wanna know what China’s gonna do
You gotta pay attention to the Shi san wu
Those commie bastards, they don’t have a clue
If you don’t play along bid your ass adieu
Your ass adieu, your ass adieu
Power Point blockage be gone! I’m gonna rock tomorrow’s meeting! Thanks Orientals!