Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch Get Engaged

48 Comments on Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch Get Engaged

1. Better look than Mick?

2. Pile
   Of
   Money
   And
   Power

3. Note to self: Saltpeter!

4. Will he really expect me to go “down under”?

5. I cant get no satisfaction!

6. Anna Nicole Smith was a total amateur. I got this like a Boss.

7. My God that’s like being kissed by fossilized coconut… worth 16 billion dollars.

8. My seeing eye dog’s name is Ralph!

   He must be loaded

   And she needs to get loaded

9. He’s wearing my shoes, I’m wearing his shoes, he’s on his tip-toes, I’m hunched, and I still get the greasy nose on my cheek.

   16 billion dollars…. 16 billion dollars…

10. All he needs is a Hall pass

11. Hes so cold

12. Close your eyes and think of England16 billion dollars

13. Sympathy for the devil.

14. $$$$$$!

15. Time is on my side (hes 84 im 59)

16. Some asshole somewhere is going to run with a “what’s she thinking” meme. Wait, is that Old Spice and Ben Gay?

17. More like

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

18. I told the old bastard we’d have children!

19. They ain’t no Abraham and Sarah.

20. She was married to Mick foogin’ Jagger. This is an upgrade.

21. turned her head toward the camera just in time to miss that kiss!

22. Jumpin’ Jack Cash…

23. Nauseating.

24. Since the old fossil is due to die soon (she might make that happen on their wedding night) she will ‘make’ multi many dollars a minute for her compassionate service!

25. Those two commie ice cream mavens can name a new flavor after them. Viagra and Pussy Cream de Menthe!

26. Damn! I love the smell of Fixodent … and Preparation H!

27. “I get to lick the applicator!”

28. Prenup…prenup…prenup,,,prenup.

29. EEWWWWWWWWW. . . .

30. You beat me to it!!

31. Operation Jackpot: the countdown begins… !!

32. Is this a story about DEPENDS? 🙄

33. Why, I’ll have enough money to buy and sell Mick Jager 10x’s over.

    Who’s the Bitch now Mickeyboy?!?

34. Won’t get no satisfaction

35. You can always get what you want

36. No, but about the same age.

    ?

37. “How about the Heart Attack Grill again tonight, dear?”

38. “Nothing like an old, limp, flaccid penix to warm the cockles of a girl’s heart!”

39. Hope she’s not afraid of old age creeping up on her…

40. Oh, it’s not hard…

41. “It’s two, three years tops! You can do it!”

42. And when the cockles get so warm they burn up, the Penix can rise from the ashes…

    ?

43. And they say that men are the pigs…

44. “I’m platinum blonde and he’s platinum crowned.”

45. I should have played the power ball first I could win…

46. I dunno about all the comments above. He may keel over, but in the meantime he’s a sly fox and if she gives him a hard time he will dispatch her, as he did to his last wife, the Chinese Dragon.

47. Jerry is listening to the Flying Lizards song – Money ( that’s what I want) playing in her head.

    “Your love gives me such a thrill
    But your love won’t pay my bills
    I want money – that’s what I want”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W25_jgiY51I .

    Or maybe JH and ANS both married for love.

48. Or if that’s too hard to dance too…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lqdErI9uss