A girl discovers she has 48 half-siblings and rather than celebrate father’s day she holds an annual “sperm donor sibling” reunion to get to know the relatives. 
The man of the hour is still MIA.
“He was a farmer who spread his seed far and wide.”
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Well, it is crazy. And a lot.
They’d better keep track of one another unless they want to wind up like the populations of certain countries in the ME.
Your father was a turkey baster and your mother was a petri dish. How romantic, what’s wrong with doing it the old fashioned way beside that it’s more fun.
“I feel like a really big misconception is that we kind of lack something,” says Kinsey, who came with her moms. “I don’t miss having a father, because I never really needed one.”
Right there. Get back to all of us when you’re 35 or so and are fretting over that whole fatherhood/family members thing with your own children.
I bet that farmer dude is pissed that Playboy doesn’t have nude pictures anymore….long nights in the barn to come…
As long as he has the financial capacity to support them, God bless him.
If not, that’s a problem.
That dude needs a holster for that thing!
apparently he shoots a repeater…LOL….
His thing is a weapon of mass destruction
and in Indiana no less
we’ve been lead to believe shit like this only happens in bama
“He was a farmer who spread his seed far and wide.”
The original Jethro Tull?
“You didn’t impregnate that woman. Someone else impregnated that woman.”
—–Barack Obama
Actions have consequences. Your mother decided of her own free will to have conception with a turkey baster. Unfortunately, now you have to live with the results. Hopefully, you won’t repeat your mother’s mistakes. Maybe, if you’re so worried about in-breeding, you won’t have ANY children.