Breitbart Tech: Officials with the University of Kansas Cancer Center are willing to pay good money to anyone who can locate a stolen inflatable colon.
Medical center officials announced Friday that they are offering $1,000 in reward money to anyone who can track down a large, inflatable human colon spanning ten feet and weighing 150 pounds.
Someone pilfered the inflatable human organ from the back of a pickup truck in early October. The intestine, which is valued at $4,000, had been in a Kansas City neighborhood for a walk/run event, the Kansas City Star reported.
Seems like they should be able to spot it by using a colonoscope.
And in my searches for, have paid good money, WTF!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwbeSgEEe5M
Vietvet nods, the VA has gotten better? Best wishes,, no disrespect meant.
After my colonoscopy they gave me a picture of it.
I was thinking about using it for Christmas cards.
“Merry Christmas from the Man Cave”.
Took a lot of guts to do that.
Don’t need a proctologist to know that some a$$#ole is involved.
Totally off topic, but I wanted to let my fellow commenters that Jim passed away at 11:00 am this morning.
41 years together, 40 married. My one and only, and monogamous for both of us. I was just 16 when we met, he was 26. Never last, the whole family said. HA! I thank God for bringing us together and helping keep us together when things got rough, which they did. I will miss you till my dying breath Jim.
After my colonoscopy, lead me to reevaluate Kevin Bacon;s 6 Degrees of Separations.
Nuff said,
Look in all the Frat houses!
RottyLover- Oh, gosh…I’m so sorry. But I’m also happy to know you were always there for each other all those years.
You have my sympathies, RottyLover…
@RottyLover. I am so sorry that your happily ever after has taken a pause. It’s just a pause until eternal happily ever after.
@RottyLover: Sorry for your loss.
A proctologist, a gastroenterologist and a gay Democrat walk into an inflatable colon….
What’s the punchline?
PHenry you get it!
RottyLover…
…I’m so sorry for your loss. Prayers for you and your family.
Well, if anyone inflates it, surely it will stick out like a sore… uh…
RottyLover, May God bless you during your tears of grief for your loss and joy with your memories. I pray that God will give you peace and comfort.
Dear RottyLover — We’re so sorry that your Jim is gone from you. But not forever and not for long in the grand scheme of things. So hard to believe that when the days and the nights drag on. Thank you for letting us all know.
Love & Hugs & Prayers to you,
AbigailAdams and Geoff C. the Saltine
RottyLover –
May God Bless you and I hope you can find Peace.
I’m still searching for mine.
Oh RottyLover, I am so sorry about Jim–my husband and I have been married 41 years and he is 10 years older. I will be praying for you and hope that God gives you peace until you are with Jim again.
HIS NAME WAS JIM….HE LOVED HIS WIFE AND FAMILY!!!!!
Sincere sympathy and prayers, Rottylover.
@RottyLover: So sorry for your loss. Please accept my sincere condolences.
I don’t want my comment to be mis-understood…..I’m pissed off by your loss, Rottylover. I hate cancer to the marrow of my bones and I’m glad to know his name was JIM…..
Rotty, I’m sorry for your loss. I know Jim was in decline for a while. That can’t be easy. Hang in there. You have my condolences.
RottyLover….
Please accept my condolences. Your life was richer together. May God give you the strength to go it alone until you meet again forever.
Bless you….
Really sorry for your loss RottyLover! 40+ years is something to be proud of. God bless.
It will be on a float at the next Gay Pride Parade
So, when do we begin to see pink anus hats in parades in certain areas?