ht/ MrHanoverFist who provides this —->
Johnson: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Johnson: I don’t know, sir, but it looks like a giant–
Jet Pilot: Dick.
Dick: Yeah?
Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard.
Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge–
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that’s not a woodpecker, it looks like someone’s–
Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with–
Baseball Umpire: Two balls!!
i know girls in Vancouver
they’ll be happy with this forecast
Walk proud, Hurricane…walk proud.
I’m friends with a lot of guys in Vancouver, they are not the least bit happy.
Cue that Third-World weather guy Joe Dan uses in his videos…
Here he is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=940rzFtFNbs..
(Sorry, Fur. I typed TWO periods at the end of the link and it’s still eating up bandwidth.)
Hurricane Oho will peter out before it gets a chance to force itself on Canada. I speak from years of experience.
….gotta go, packing my bags for Vancouver….
My wife likes getting pounded
Once you go orange you’ll nevah go back b*shes!