CLASH DAILY EXCLUSIVE: Shocking report about predatory sexual behavior by Hillary! Many are saying Trump’s ‘grab them by the p*ssy’ comment makes him unfit for office. Will the Media (D) say the same for Hillary?
Dave Grigger, a grave digger from Lazbuddie, Texas has made the shocking claim that Hillary Clinton forced herself on him during an airplane flight from Austin to Lubbock, Texas in 1979.
Grigger told the Lazbuddie Herald, ‘Yeah man… I was just sitting there cleaning my fingernails … drinking a Coors Light … and then, BOOM! She was on me like stink on a monkey. Tryin’ to kiss me, licking her lips, and singin’ ol’ Marvin Gaye’s song, Sexual Healing! And She smelt like sardines and Caress bath soap. I’ll never forget that smell!’
Grigger went on to say he was, ‘traumaticized for life’ but he hasn’t said anything until now because ‘he doesn’t want Hillary becoming President and what not.’
There are no witnesses to Mr. Grigger’s story but he earnestly told the Lazbuddie Herald that, ‘He’s swears to baby Jesus it’s true.’
While we can’t actually confirm the allegations, they are just as credible as the ones being made about Trump.
h/t Perspective
I believe him.
Hopefully that gravedigger will be able to make money off of Hillary
ONE LAST TIME
soon………………..
Hillary tried to forcibly burgle my turds too…except on that occasion she was singing You’d Better You Bet by The Who.
Grigger the digger😉 Hope he got a rabies vaccination.
He needs to get his song straight, Sexual Healing didn’t come out until 1982!
All joking aside, there is footage of HRC using the “N” word, right?
THAT is a funny story true or not (I dont believe it…Hillary uses her mouth to lie only)
And yet CNN and the NY Times says there is no smoking gun in the wikileaks dump.
Now that’s funny……………………
What a sad election.
Trump once touched me where I go potty.
This was a nice lulz to break up the ridiculous and depressing news we are facing. It does well to prove the point. Too bad sarcasm doesn’t translate well on the net.
“Dave Grigger”…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We have laws in this country against torture, bring her up on charges.
…like stink on a monkey? now that’s some funny shit right there.
First BFH and now MJA, I suspect theonion is getting jealous.
This is one of those moments where I think “better him than me”. Thank you Mr. Grigger for “taking one for the team”. I’ll drink a Coors Light (even though I can’t stand it) in your honor this weekend.
It has been confirmed that in 1979, the hostesses did serve sardines on the flight from Austin to Lubbock, Texas
Sexual Healing didn’t come out until 1982!
Like the debate questions, Hillary got an advance copy.
Hilliar once tried to grab my privates and ogled my cleavage when I was in Chicago at the Hyatt, then she started to rub my backside.
Hillary once whistled and smiled and then looked me up and down. With her good eye.
My comment won’t go through.
Now that one did. ???? WTF?
The victim of sexual assault should always be believed!
Trunp is going to have to pull the ‘Vince Foster and 50 Dead People Card’ pretty soon.