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Nancy Pelosi Hospitalized in Luxembourg

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Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has been hospitalized after sustaining an injury during a trip to Luxembourg as part of a congressional delegation, her office said Friday.

“While traveling with a bipartisan Congressional delegation in Luxembourg to mark the 80th anniversary of the Battle of the Bulge, Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi sustained an injury during an official engagement and was admitted to the hospital for evaluation,” spokesperson Ian Krager said in a statement. “Speaker Emerita Pelosi is currently receiving excellent treatment from doctors and medical professionals.” More

62 Comments on Nancy Pelosi Hospitalized in Luxembourg

  1. Walk towards the light, Nancy…the reddish, flickering one…you’ll see your friends and family again, they’re all in that lovely, ruddy glow…

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  2. Emeritus/Emerita is Latin for retired (gender specific). If she went the full monty it would locutora emerita, but her Latin probably is 4th grade Catholic school. She probably picked the title herself.

    If she went down a flight of stairs, as is reported elsewhere, she could have a lot wrong. Cocaine Mitch supposedly sprained his wrist and he’s in a wheelchair.

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  3. Nick Sortor Verified account @nicksortor
    about 1 hour ago
    🚨 UPDATE: Nancy Pelosi tripped while walking down marble stairs, “took a hard fall,” and fractured her hip, per NYT

    This comes just DAYS after Mitch McConnell had a similar incident causing injuries as well.

    We need term limits NOW.

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  4. Geni
    Friday, 13 December 2024, 18:02 at 6:02 pm
    “If SNS was here he might point out that this defines “Schadenfreud””

    …a broken hip is a very unpleasant thing, particuarly in the elderly. Besides the obvious mobility impairments there’s pretty excrutiating pain involved to judge from the outside, not to mention there’s significant risk of death both from the initial break and surgical repair due to the marrow, risk of catastrophic blood loss if the due to the vulnerability of the illaic and femoral arteries and veins, with recovery questionable due to osteoporosis, calcium deficiencies, and the fact that older people plain dont heal quickly making most mobility repairs exercises in futility for lack of solid structures to screw shiny new titanium joints into and the limited remaining time on Earth that a person of Pelosi’s advanced age has to grow into it.

    From the pain aspect, Ive seen some in nursing homes and whatnot, but the worst was a lady who spent her last day of independant living in an apartment alone and only not dying through the grace of God and the then-modern marvel of Life Alert, but Im not sure at the time I met her she wouldnt have preferred death.

    We got there some time after her initial fall, since her call button wasnt modern enough in the ’80s to have a fall sensor and she had to crawl for it anyway, after she’d spend some period screaming to an indifferent, otherwise silent apartment for help. We found the 80 yo osteoporotic woman on the floor with who had tripped onto her linoleum kitchen floor and caught part of a wooden step stool on the way down, fracturing her pelvis and disarticulating her hip, so much so that the femoral head was actually visibly protruding against her skin from the inside, so her leg was at a crazy, useless angle relative to the rest of her body. She had some paralysis, but that didn’t do anything about the pelvic pain, although she was pretty screamed out by the time we got there and could only mewl in foaming agony. I dont know if it was the fall, the roll, or the desperate crawl for help dragging the dead weight of her useless, twisted limb over hill and valley, snagging it on entangling chairs like so much inert meat, but she presented with a level of slavering agony bordering on insanity, with the wonder of why a capricious God didnt render her unconcious from the pain.

    I wouldnt say most people deserve the unadulterated hell I saw on that womans face. I serously doubt she did.

    …but Nancy Pelosi isnt most people…

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  5. Guess the old witch forgot her broom. Senility must be setting in. God, however permitted circumstances to let Nasty Nance know she’s not in control…He is. That painful broken hip will be a constant reminder she’s vulnerable and old – not here forever.

    Inevitably, she’s going to pass away by some means and all her schemes, lies, crooked deals and neglective, careless stewardship of the constituents of her district will be counted against her by God. Small chance she’ll repent so her eternity will be Hellish.

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  6. My first thought when I heard she’d injured herself was to hope that she broke her jaw and they’d wired it shut.

    But a busted hip is OK, too. I just hope they keep her over there until she croaks rather than ship her back here.

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  7. Funny enough that the old witch fell and broke something – but what’s even funnier is that she won’t live long enough to spend all the swag she’s amassed through graft and corruption!
    Her worthless great-great-grand-brats will be fighting over it for years.
    Great days to be a maggot shyster – who’ll probably get most of it.

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  8. This should probably attributed to Pelosy’s bad luck, but
    if just one more cranky old traitor succumbs to their eventual mortality,
    I credit Trump’s resounding electoral victory:

    W I N N I N G ! ! !

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