Space.com
On Jan. 8, a ULA rocket will send Astrobiotic’s Peregrine lander toward the moon. If it lands successfully, Peregrine will become the first private lander ever to reach the lunar surface. The mission will also mark the debut of ULA’s new Vulcan Centaur rocket.
Riding on Peregrine are a wide variety of scientific instruments developed by NASA that will pave the way for future lunar exploration as part of the agency’s Artemis program. But also tucked away on the mission’s manifest are sets of human DNA and remains, which are going up on memorial spaceflights offered by two different companies, Celestis and Elysium Space. More
Send them a few cases of firewater and they’ll forget all about it.
Wut?
Some more morons?
Gary Farmer is going to give us some more pearls…
“- William Blake: What is your name?
– Nobody: My name is Nobody.
– William Blake: Excuse me?
– Nobody: My name is Exaybachay. He Who Talks Loud, Saying Nothing.
– William Blake: He who talks… I thought you said your name was Nobody.
– Nobody: I preferred to be called Nobody.”
Hey, man, don’t shit on the moon!
“I stand with my Red Native Indian brothers and sisters because the Moon is more sacred than the sun, since the Moon gives us light when it’s dark at night, while the sun only gives us light during the day, when it’s already light out”. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
M-O-O-N, that spells FUCKTARD!
Wise injuns and latinas who shit in the same stream they drink out of.
OT, I guess, maybe. There’s a place, I call it a place because it’s not a blog and I don’t think it would be considered a web site, that in my opinion has our current situation nailed. That place is Western Rifle Shooters Association. In years passed classified as tin foil hat wearers. Not anymore. Besides, I’d rather wear a tin foil hat instead of a blind fold. Yada Yada. These guys are nailing it. I encourage everyone to visit this place. They’re focused, moisturized, ad in tune. Best shit on the web.
https://westernrifleshooters.us/
We are in an age of unprecedented idiocy. It’s been the work of the left and the swamp. Their plan is let it collapse, then impose martial law.
Oh please when you gotta go, the dark side is too far. Nothing is sacred on the moon, Indians oh please, I’m doing my moon dance right now.
Are we sure this isn’t some sort of Pink Floyd marketing scheme.
ok. just as soon as the Indians build a casino on the f’n moon, we’ll quit sending stuff up there!
That’s because, pale face knows nothing, John Snow!
“MOON” is abbreviation for:
Mono Osbornacus Ovaryactus Nanilda-nicesnack
Good thing pale face kept us around!
But Mars is ok with them?
if they build an Indian casino on the moon the Rolling Stones could be the first ones to have a concert there as part of their initial geriatric tour for all the old coots out there.
“My fear is the moon will become so overly populated that it will fall out of the sky and capsize Guam.”
–Hank Johnson
They could call it the Far, far out tour with all the usual gang of 60’s has been rockers like Pink Floyd, Ozzy Ozbourne, what’s left of the Grateful Dead, Steven Stills, Graham Nash, Neil Young along with David Crosby’s ashes to be interred on the moon forever. I’m sure that the moon men and women will appreciate it before they declare inter stellar war on the Earth for outer space cultural appropriation.
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie …
Tell Chief Virtue Signal to hold on to his war paint… nobody has ever been to the moon.
I discovered the Moon.
A good moon makes my penix throb … and my mouth water …
i’ll give you a pale, mostly-yt moon to worship after i drop trou
Stay away from the moon, unless you’re putting a casino on it.
Ralph Kramden finally follows through
I kind of agree with the Navajo though….when you consider that it will be elitist assholes whose remains end up on the moon.
That is desecration.
“It’s all about CULTURE.”
“Whose culture?”
“Ours, man.”
“What IS your culture?”
“All our stuff! CULTURE! You’re racist, man!
I hear ya, Buu. I also have reservations about the plan.
Play an endless loop of Frank Sinatra singing Fly Me To The Moon. Space has already been desecrated when Timothy Leary’s ashes were shot into outer space along with Gene Roddenberry’s ashes as well.
Trnslation: my concern about the moon will go away if you send me money and make me part of any committee discussing moon issues with a big salary.
Screw the Indians! Why do we have to cater to people who were living in the stone age until White people came here?
Well, nobody tell them about the cheese…
What ever happened to Sun Myung Moon and the Moonies, they’ll want a say in this too :/
I’d be OK with sending LIVING elitists to the Moon.
Without helmets.
And what about the 2 goofy moon men Cloyd and Gidney from the Rocky and Bullwinkle show.
This won’t be the first battle they’ve lost.
@Brian Williams: Only after Al Gore invented it!
Those Injuns are heap big crazy. They have no standing.
I can remember when the Dine were a great people….
build an outhouse up there, put in electricity – wire ahead for a reservation.
Chief Moon Pie:
The Moon is our ancestral home. So is Mars. There is a reason Mars is red, the color of our skin.
The Great Spirit gave us the earth. The moon and Mars and gave Venus to the White man. They should go there.
STFU Navajos, or we’ll sic the Apaches on you. And you all can go back to being their Nava bitches and Nava ho’s
Its true. My Dad was a Public Health Doctor on the San Carlos Indian Reservation 70 years ago and he witnessed it. Apaches were true savages and Navajos were scared shitless of them
So the Navaho think they own the moon? Take about colonialism.