The state-issued confections are being secretly sold at marked-down prices.
SEOUL, April 29 (UPI) — Gift bags of candy that Kim Jong Un issued for North Korean children on Kim Il Sung‘s birthday anniversary are being spurned for better quality Chinese sweets, sources say.
NorK sweets: cockroaches dipped in stolen carob extract. Yum!
Gee Wally, even those kidz are smart enough to know that sprinkling powdered sugar on a turd with Kim’s face on it doesn´t make it a brownie!
So Uns’ “Tastes Like Shit” candy campaign hit a roadblock, eh? Make new candy! “Now With More Girl!”
Perhaps if you and your parents spent a little time in a re-education camp, your taste in candy would change…
I’d say feed it to the dogs, but the dogs are already full from a tasty lunch of N.K. prisoner.
Wyatt, WHAT dogs??
Trust me…..they are eating it and liking it too. Who wants to get the whole family 15 years hard labor in a prison camp for complaining about an inferior candy. They would eat dog shit and like it if they were told Dear Leader gave it to them.
Twenty years ago their parents and grandparents were eating grass roots. And, according to some reports, each other.
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Are those soylent brown wafers coming down the conveyor belt?