Monday at the White House while hosting a reception to observe LGBT Pride Month, President Barack Obama call his White House Pastry Chef Bill Yosses “the crust master” because the president said, “I don’t know what he does—whether he puts crack in them.” But the president continued he had to adopt a no weekday pie rule.
Laughing and applauding, the first lady Michelle Obama added, “There’s no crack in our pies.”
Oh, I’m pretty sure he enjoys some type of crack.
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I don’t even know where to begin.
The pastry chef’s name wouldn’t happen to be Larry Sinclair, would it?
Crackheads are smarter than that bunch.
What makes you think he was joking? That would explain his job performance.
You reckon the pastry chef can do something with the crack in his head?
This is our president!
Unbelievable.
Since 94% of blacks voted for this mixed race bastard, I hope they’re proud of him. They own him and all the damage he’s caused them, including future costs.
Obozo will take butt crack over hair pie every time.
You’re a funny guy Mr. Prez; YOU ARE A VERY FUNNY GUY. You crack me up, you’re so phucking funny.
Not Crack, you say? Well, it must be some other mind-altering psychogenic drug…
Speaking on terms his people understand. Unbelievable.
If democrats had any shame, they would be embarrassed to listen to this man – but they don’t, and they’re not.
“The Chef” (Reggie Love’s new title) has been putting a pony of baloney into Obama’s crack.
The teleprompter hiccuped and it came out wrong.
So why is the Crust Master leaving?
Could it be that he smells the torches and senses the pitchforks?
Like Jay the Carney, git while the gittin’s good.
I have always assumed that!
He was talking about someone’s crack on his eye.
If you didn’t know he was an America-loathing commie that comment would make all the sense in the world.
The chef’s name is Bucky but the dog eater calls him
Sugar Bear
Uncle Kink,
He’s not my president. My president would be an American not this crackwhore of a Kenyan.
He has the same hipness as his bud Bill Ayers. Smartass cool
This is what happens when you take away the teleprompter. BS starts coming out because that’s all that is in there.
Yes Bob. I just watched the video. He’s about as witty as a Mack Truck on his own.
Well, if anyone knows crack, it would be him.
How about we put a pie in his crack?
(And I ain’t talkin’ bout no whoopie pie.)
A moon pie. To the moon!
HahahaLOL, we’re into Ramadan so naturally Barry starts thinking about the things he loves that he has to put on hold while he rubs his magic ring,
Crack (the drug; Reggies; Mooch’s surgically created crevice; the place he hides his stash in the WH; and a never ending stream of wise cracks). No wonder he’s on edge, his favorite evil Mooslim holiday is cramping his style.
Maybe he should put a pie on it till the swelling goes down.
Presidential. (Not.) When does it END!!??
Crack, mmmmmmm, that would explain a lot about this two faced lowlife scumbag !!!
Crack is whack, and so is our pResident.