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Odd: Ex-Impractical Joker Aids a Woman Being Harassed On Street For Wearing a Beaver Coat

Tuesday, 18 April 2023, 23:56 BFH Uncategorized 13

13 Comments on Odd: Ex-Impractical Joker Aids a Woman Being Harassed On Street For Wearing a Beaver Coat

  1. I have plenty of hats made out of beaver fur. If you don’t like it you can go fuck yourself.

    I have plenty of coats made out of sheep skins. Don’t like it? Go fuck yourself.

    I even have motorcycle suits made of kangaroos. Don’t like it? Go fuck yourself.

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  11. My response now-a-days to idiots like that,
    “Who are you, and by what authority do you presume to speak to me? Are you somebody whose opinion I should give a shit about? If you can’t show a warrant to detain me, then I’m going on my business. Fuck off, asshole.”

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  12. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

    Wynona’s got herself a big brown beaver
    And she shows it off to all her friends
    One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her
    So she caged him up with cyclone fence
    Along came Lou with the old baboon
    And said, “Recognize that smell?
    Smells like seven layers
    That beaver eats Taco Bell”
    Now Rex, he was a Texan out of New Orleans
    And he travelled with the carnival shows
    He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
    And he candied up his nose
    He got wind of the big brown beaver
    So he though he’d take himself a peek
    But the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis
    And he ain’t pissed for a week and a half
    Now Wynona took her big brown beaver
    And she stuck him up in the air
    Said, “I sure do love this big brown beaver
    And I wish I did have a pair”
    Now the beaver once slept for seven days
    And it gave us all an awful fright
    So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
    And the bastard tried to bite me
    Wynona loved her big brown beaver
    And she stroked him all the time
    She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her
    She might have a porcupine

  13. Worthless See You Next Tuesday in college said she wished she could give all the animals a gun so they could shoot back at me. I told her that I agree and wish she could give them all a gun to, that way every time I kill one I get a free gun.

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