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Oh C’mon – Guy Bit on Pecker By Spider Has It Happen Again Months Later

We covered it the first time HERE.

Now it’s happened again:

Unluckiest bloke in Australia.


Once may be regarded as a misfortune, twice looks like carelessness…

The BBC reports that an Australian man has been bitten by a venomous spider on the penis for a second time.

The man was using a portable toilet on a Sydney building site on Tuesday, when he suffered a repeat of the incident five months ago.

Jordan, who preferred not to reveal his surname, said he was bitten on “pretty much the same spot” by the spider.

“I’m the most unlucky guy in the country at the moment,” he told the BBC.

“I was like ‘I can’t believe it’s happened again.’ I looked down and I’ve seen a few little legs come from around the rim.”

One of his colleagues took him from the worksite in north-west Sydney to Blacktown Hospital – although many of his workmates were quick to see the lighter side of the situation.

“They got worried the first time,” he said.

“This time they were making jokes before I was getting in the car.”

The hospital declined to discuss the matter, citing patient privacy.

Jordan was released from hospital and said he expected to return to work soon but was unlikely to be using the on-site toilet.

“I think I’ll be holding on for dear life to be honest,” he said.

ht/ BigOwe

12 Comments on Oh C’mon – Guy Bit on Pecker By Spider Has It Happen Again Months Later

  1. This comment thread spells disaster in the making.

    You’re on your own BFH. HAHAHA.

  2. You don’t suppose his last name would happen to be Muffett…


  3. Any reasonably intelligent man would LOOK around first after what happened the first time….

  4. Maybe we was hoping to find the nurse that sucked the venom out the first time.

  5. What bullshit. He was an aussie looking for a blowjob and he couldn’t pay. Never piss off a hooker with eight legs.

  6. LOL. uses the same toilet gets jumped by the same spider.

  7. I think he has been putting his penis where it doesn’t belong

  8. First time is happenstance.
    Second time is coincidence.
    Third time is enemy action.

  9. Maybe the guy’s like the Liberal that got syphilis of the eye.

    Seems like he was looking for love in all the wrong places.

  10. The story seems to ‘come up’ a little ‘short’. To be ‘exposed’ to such a ‘cocky’ story for a second time is ‘hard’ to imagine. It’s very difficult to envision a bloke ‘dangling’ his ‘best friend’ where it may invite the ‘piercing prick’ (for a second time), of a ‘venomous predator’. I should think he would do well to ‘deflate’ his ego and ‘withdraw’ from ‘uncovering’ himself to any future arachnid ‘penetrations’.

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