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Pregnant “man” emoji unveiled by Apple

Saturday, 29 January 2022, 22:39 BFH Uncategorized 35

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  3. All those assholes at Apple like to take it up the poop shoot. I know some of the guys that work for the Security Outfit that guards these Fag Dogs. The joke is if the shit starts they’re diving out of the way. Anyway that explains the EMOJI. They all want to get pregnant up the ass I guess. Good luck with that.

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  7. Turd emoji: “Hey, we’re goin’ down to tha bar for some wings, watch the game, you wanna tag along?”

    Fat gut full of cum emoji: “Nah, I’m stuffed. On account of my gut being full of cum.”

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  10. Brought to you by the party who screams “misinformation” and wants to censor “misinformation” on social media and Spotify.
    (For the record, I don’t care about Spotify, as they have a history in censorship. They are not angels.)

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  11. I know I needed the first joke to set up the second one….but I really like the second joke better.

    It’s so over the top and unnecessary…. plus it’s stupid because it’s rephrasing the first joke in a childlike way.
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    You’re just gonna’ have to trust me on this. I know funny.

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  13. “You’re just gonna’ have to trust me on this. I know funny.”

    I was thinking you could use some embellyishments. Like, “Were the eggs high omega-3 free-range organic?”

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  14. There’s no eggs in cum.

    Maybe that emoji had a good breakfast before stuffing his gut full of cum, I don’t know.

    All I know is me and the turd emoji are gonna’ watch the game at the bar, have some wings….that other emoji has his own problems.

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  15. Ah, I re-read your comment at the start. so, he’s NOT pregnant. I was assuming he was which led to the egg question. Like how did the egg(s) get in there with the baby batter? And what kind were they, and such. And, ectopic pregnancies are supposed to be really bad (like fatal), but how did a couple of men pull it off (out?) recently? Granted, these are technical issues at this point above and beyond the Apple Maggots in Californicadia and also my pay grade. But one has to wonder, whether Biden’s dementia is rubbing off on Silicon(e) Valley. /rambling

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  17. Uhh… they drink the stuff? Wait. Nope. Cum.

    (I was going to suggest a second opinion from our late-nite story teller, Loco, but depending on how many Margaret’s he’s had, he may not be available on Saturday night. The problem with Saturday night is falling down. Once you do, you have a problem. Getting up. And once you get up, you have to figure out where you are and where you were going before you fell down. There was a time, many moons ago, when Margaret’s evil brother Scot would make me do that. But not any more! I’m ensconced in my safe, worldly internet chair drinking a little… milk and unable to ffaa)

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  18. Gee, all I was gonna’ say was that the real problem with silicone valley was that they’re all disconnected from the every day struggles most of the world has to put up with.

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  19. Gosh, I was thinking about half the Valley’s men were gender-confused and maybe pregnant thus motivating Apple’s new emoji. I mean, it must be by popular demand. Also, combining with your theory about Turd bellies. I think I’ll turn in now.

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  24. No…..just…..no. On two counts.
    First, I don’t do Apple. Apple does not play well with others.
    Second. Well, everyone has discussed that above.

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  33. Vintage Redd Foxx:

    Sitting shirtless on his front porch one hot summer day when this snooty old woman walks by and looks at him then say “If that stomach were on a woman I’d swear she was pregnant.”

    Redd’s reply…”Lady, it was and she is!”

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