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Reporters for CBS News and other outlets were sent scrambling Monday morning after an aggressive raccoon began attacking news crews outside the White House.
CBS News’ Paula Reid was the first to break the news of the attack, which targeted one photographer and one correspondent. More
They will blame Trump!
whether President Donald Trump, who has a notoriously combative relationship with the media, trained the raccoons to do his bidding.”
…no, it’s just that God HIMSELF has had enough of their crap, this is just a WARNING before it gets REAL…
Even a raccoon 🦝 sees the fake news for what it is. 😁
…if it bit Acosta, the poor thing’s either went off somewhere to die, or WISHES it could…
lolol
I hope that raccoon gets a rabies vax. The press is so germy.
Too bad no video.
The racoon probably had a MAGA hat on.
Release the raccoons!
They don’t like other animals picking through their garbage. I mean the press, of course.
It was Rocky the racoon, go Rocky go! Maybe the National Park Service needs to play Rocky the racoon by the Beatles whenever the racoons are out. What next, coyotes, wolves, cougars, bears, badgers, bald eagles and other raptors swooping down on unsuspecting reporters.
I deal with them all the time. So easy to catch one. Please use “have a heart” cages they handle beautifully. Animal is not hurt can be released. The secret is molasses. A small paper plate containing molasses. It’s unresistible to the coon.
Slow news day?
That’s a coon with good judgement!
A Republicoon in the flesh. Damn. Or a Coonservative?
If it bit a “journalist”, the poor coon would have to lick it’s ass for hours to get rid of the vile taste.
Send in the coons.
There ought to be coons.
Don’t bother.. they’re here🎶
Why couldn’t it have been a skunk backing up to the reporters and blasting away at them and making them stink like hell. Where’s Pepe le Pew when you need him.
Professional courtesy – Dr. Tar
daylight Raccoon? Very likely it had rabies. Please tell me it bit one of the vile Fake News media. It means they’re gonna get a belly-button piercing they weren’t looking for.
Poor little guy was looking for food and their rotten stench was so bad he had to run them off to find a meal.
Reminds me when I was in a batallion bivouac area in VA.
The tents were lined up in long rows along gravel streets.
A skunk decided to start visiting each tent in one row and
every 30 seconds or so another panicked squad would pour out in a rush as the skunk came through to say hello. He emptied about 20 tents that way.
As I was standing in the street watching it happen, it was one of the funniest things I ever saw.
One of the funniest things I ever saw was an animal control officer trying to capture a skunk behind a warehouse where I was working at that was close to the railroad tracks. The poor guy was trying to slip a noose at the end of of a long pole over the skunks head to capture it when the skunk let loose and blasted him right into his face and chest. My coworkers and I were all watching out our back warehouse door when this happened and laughing ourselves silly. I do feel sorry for the poor animal control officer, he needed a better technique for catching that skunk. And don’t even get me started on all the dumb dogs we’ve had that have been blasted by skunks or our even dumber Belgian Shepherd guard dog that tried to take a bite out of a porcupine. It was no fun for my dad taking the quills out of Chico’s nose and face with a pair of dykes that he got out of the garage.
forget Attack dogs The secret Service has attack raccoons. LOL
Raycons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__TeQpzU8yc
The coon knew those reporters were racists…