The tycoon’s new girlfriend is a former “Extra” host and the wife of Patrick Whitesell, a Hollywood talent mogul…
DC: A pair of provocative text messages Jeff Bezos reportedly sent his mistress could have something to do with why the billionaire Amazon CEO announced the termination of his 25-year marriage this week.
“I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you,” Bezos wrote last May to his mistress, Lauren Sanchez, according to a Thursday National Enquirer report.
“I love you, alive girl,” he allegedly texted the month before. “I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.”
Bezos, the Amazon founder who is considered the world’s richest man at a valuation of roughly $137 billion, used Twitter on Wednesday to announce the end of his marriage to his wife, MacKenzie.
SNIP: Well. You can’t un-read that.
From the beginning of this story, I SMELLED bs.
AMZN is a public corporation. To cash out half your massive holding of this asset, for a ‘divorce’, when the shareprice is at top value(?)…. how else could that be done?
He’s not TSLA stoopid.
Nobody ever sees my text messages. On rare occasion I will show a screen to a friend because it’s relevant to them, otherwise nobody has access. So what kind of stupidity do these people have that we can see their texts?
We see this so often. Man starts business, wife sticks with him during the tough times, man becomes successful and rich, man dumps wife and picks up trophy.
What a sleaze.
@beachmom, know that Mrs Bezos did AMZN’s accounting from the beginning.
can’t feel sorry for anyone about to collect $70 BILLION in a divorce settlement…..nope, can’t do it
beachmom, you’re right about him being a sleaze, but you’re wrong about her being a trophy. She looks as phony as a plastic sex doll.
You know he read that mush out of a Harlequin book with Fabeo on the cover cause he’s jealous of his hair and looks.
Inside every mogul On The Right Side Of History™, is a little girl, waiting for her first period.
AIN’T CLICKIN’ “MORE”!!
@beachmom January 11, 2019 at 11:59 am
> Man starts business, wife sticks with him during the tough times
Because she could’ve done sooooo much better.
Left Coast Dan – He must have used Alexa.
When they split the property 50-50 which ones gets the letters Ama and who gets the Zon?
What a horny little SOB he turned out to be!
This is what happens when you buy a newspaper to pick a fight with the President.
with the amount of Bezos bucks, he has he could have outdone King Solomon and his massive collection of wives and concubines and he settled for only one and she cost him approximately 65 billion dollars!
He is just gross. Wouldn’t touch him with a stick.
Most expensive mistress in history!
” “I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.”
Who the F talks that way? What a fag.
Man oh Man female company is getting more expensive by the day!
Progs are f’n weird. I wonder how Bezos is going to top this one:
CAMILLA: Mmm. You’re awfully good at feeling your way along.
CHARLES: Oh stop! I want to feel my way along you, all over you and up and down you and in and out . . .
CAMILLA: Oh!
CHARLES: Particularly in and out.
CAMILLA: Oh, that’s just what I need at the moment.
CHARLES: Is it?
At this point the scanner enthusiast who recorded the phone conversation just before Christmas 1989 speaks over the couple to record the date, December 18.
CAMILLA: I know it would revive me. I can’t bear a Sunday night without you.
CHARLES: Oh, God.
CAMILLA: It’s like that programme Start The Week. I can’t start the week without you.
CHARLES: I fill up your tank!
CAMILLA: Yes, you do.
CHARLES: Then you can cope.
CAMILLA: Then I’m all right.
CHARLES: What about me? The trouble is I need you several times a week.
CAMILLA: Mmm, so do I. I need you all the week. All the time.
CHARLES: Oh, God. I’ll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!
CAMILLA (laughing): What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? (Both laugh). Oh, you’re going to come back as a pair of knickers.
CHARLES: Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! (Laughs)
CAMILLA: You are a complete idiot! (Laughs) Oh, what a wonderful idea.
CHARLES: My luck to be chucked down a lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down.
CAMILLA (laughing): Oh darling!
CHARLES: Until the next one comes through.
CAMILLA: Oh, perhaps you could just come back as a box.
CHARLES: What sort of box?
CAMILLA: A box of Tampax, so you could just keep going.
CHARLES: That’s true.
CAMILLA: Repeating yourself . . . (laughing). Oh, darling, oh I just want you now.
CHARLES: Do you?
CAMILLA: Mmm.
CHARLES: So do I.
The Sensual Jeff Bezos. Guaranteed to have those panties soaking in two business days or less.
When you see his text message in your tight, little inbox, you’d best lay down the dropcloth. Don’t want to slip on the floor because safety is Job #1.
Lots of warehouse workers are pissing in buckets so he can afford that high class ass.
Wonder if she will also get a free Prime Membership! I hope, at his advanced age, he won’t need two days to deliver the goods!
Once the wife read those text messages and found out who she was being turned out for, her lawyers realized that this was going to be the most expensive stray piece in history. This is going to exceed all expectations. After the former Mrs. Bezos gets her share of the billions she earned from the beginning of this partnership, watch her become the biggest Liberal activist in history. She is going to make Steve Jobs’ widow look like a miser. As for the lustful couple, they deserve one another.
TACO FLAVORED KISSES
She gets half his Amz stock and she is set. BTW ms Bezos, I am available
This explains the phallic like amazon icon
He sure is nosy!
This story has a bad smell to it.
I guess you can’t buy a cheap divorce on Amazon. Everything else though.
…I’m sorry, but “Jeff Bezos” and “Erotic” should NEVER be used in the same sentence, EVER…
@JoeSixPack, LOL!!
Maybe he’ll just keep her in a plastic fronted doll box like a Barbie.
Bezos is definitely proof that the more money you make the better looking you get. He is NO prize to look at.
I’m pretty sure he said the same thing to Barack…
It seems they were married in New York and settled in Washington State. What are the divorce laws in those states and which state is the divorce taking place. She could be getting considerably less then half his fortune. Maybe this will do what the Feds have failed to do which is to break up this powerful monopoly. Regardless, I agree with some other posters in that there is something queer about this whole thing.
You’d think with all that money he could have taken a writing class. YIKES!
iPhones tend to show your text messages right there on the locked screen unless you remember to deliberately go turn off that feature.
A $70B mistake.
Why would any woman agree to a divorce from a guy that looks just like Don Knotts? The woman must be blind.
Wonder when the US Postal Service early contract corruption will be revealed?
The REAL money started flowing after Tax Payer subsidized Postal scams. The Postal SES GOV overseers worked this many, many years ago, until they retired and kickbacks flowed.
Hopefully, the corruption funnel will be exposed.
Maybe President Trump could, during a ‘National Emergency’, have Bezos funds seized by the U.S. Gov’t.
Think About IT.
Cheers
don’t forget- he is the guy who owns the company that provides ‘cloud’ storage for our defense department. No potential for blackmail there, huh.
An anthony weiner wanna be controlling national intelligence.