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SCAMALA HARRIS

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  1. I just received a telephone call from the Harris for President committee. They told me that my social security number was found in a car impounded for transporting drugs in Texas and the police were on the way to arrest me, but if I filled out 20 mail in ballots and sent them via Fed-Ex to a designated drop box (along with $1000 in gift cards), they would drop all charges.

    I feel much better knowing that the Harris for President people are in fact working on my behalf. By the way, can I get my drugs and social security card back?

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  2. (Twilight Zone intro…)

    ๐™„๐™ข๐™–๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™š, ๐™ž๐™› ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก, ๐™– ๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™ก๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™ง๐™ฉ๐™ฎ ๐™จ๐™ค ๐™™๐™š๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™š ๐™ฉ๐™๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™ž๐™ฉ ๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™ข๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™–๐™ฉ๐™š๐™จ ๐™– ๐™˜๐™ค๐™˜๐™ ๐™จ๐™ช๐™˜๐™ ๐™š๐™ง ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง ๐™‹๐™ง๐™š๐™จ๐™ž๐™™๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™๐™š๐™ง๐™›๐™ช๐™˜๐™ ๐™š๐™ง ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง ๐™‘๐™ž๐™˜๐™š ๐™‹๐™ง๐™š๐™จ๐™ž๐™™๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉ.

    (And several news sources report it’s a dead heat! I can’t wrap my head around this country any more!)

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