Science Alert
Peering into the jungle of microbes that live within us, researchers have stumbled across what seem to be an entire new class of virus-like objects.
“It’s insane,” says University of North Carolina cell biologist Mark Peifer, who was not involved in the study, told Elizabeth Pennisi at Science Magazine. “The more we look, the more crazy things we see.”
These mysterious bits of genetic material have no detectable sequences or even structural similarities known to any other biological agents. More
Gain of function strikes again.
So, has it killed anyone yet? If not, they’ll isolate it to kill the multitudes. They’ll claim it escaped on its own into the general population. The scientists will want to see what their new found bug will produce.
“I fart in your general direction” may now start you singing Lynyrd Skynyrd…
It’s Taylor Swift.
The scene from Spaceballs where alien pops out of the guy’s gut and starts singing “Hello my baby…” comes to my sick mind.
^^^ I still think that is one of the funniest bits I ever saw!
That’s literally, the craziest shit I’ve ever read about.
I blame the Taco Bell!
But, but, but is that genetic material ‘Diverse’?
Bill Gates unavailable for comment.
Homeland Security nanoagents.
They’re everywhere, looking for subversive shit.
Heimatsicherheitdienst Unter Alles!
Thanks FAUXI.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHsR65IRW_8
Billy,
Mays
Call it Kamalatrema harrisai
Recently discovered:
Baracktrema obamai – a parasitic worm discovered and named in 2016
Syllipsimopodi bideni – vampyropod vampire squid discovered and named in 2022
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Were the test subjects shot up with the vax? After all the little bugs are RNA based.
With all the shit they’ve done to our processed foods, no telling what’s in there!
OK, there must be something live down there that makes all those rumbling sounds when it’s hungry.
And when it’s angry, watch out!
“New” or newly discovered?
Are they separating the vaccinated people sorry sheep and the non-vaccinated ALPHAS for their test and peer review?
i have some obama/obiden material swimming south in my colon, but it’s leaving soon