April 22nd this year isn’t just Earth Day, its also when our betters are going to have their March for Science. The army of eggheads who are set to descend upon Washington this weekend need our help to come up with some catchy phrases for their protest signs. What they’ve come up with on their own really seem lame.
The whole point of the exercise is to protect the continued funding of questionable research designed to promote the left’s political agenda.
The Washington Times has a nice column on the corrosive effect this grubbing for government dollars has had on the quality of inquiry being produced by academia today Here
Money is the Root of All Anthropomorphic Science.
Facts, who needs them, we make up our own science.
Employment, family security, Prosperity
COAL hard facts.
Will fudge the numbers for SCIENCE!
Science that generates its own funding (via profits) doesn’t need government money, which is pretty much why any ‘research’ that is focused on continuing grants is likely questionable.
Deportation !
Protect our Communities.
Trump is a moran, we is smart.
If it’s not questionable
It’s not science
Protect the species !
Deport Islam.
Thanks for reminding me to drain the brakes, radiator, oil into the sewer, evac the A/C with a screwdriver, and light the used spare tire on fire.
So you don’t want to extract more gas and oil?
Frack You !
Stop Global Swarming !
Deport illegal aliens.
Slack Minds Matter !
The Debate is Over, Don’t confuse me with Facts.
TRUMP has the POWER
to correct OBAMA’S FAILURES
I’m going shooting on Saturday just to return some lead into the environment. Maybe I will burn some trees in the fire pit that evening.
My research can’t be duplicated, but I got the grant $Money anyway.
Without funding, we may never know the effects of toad licking, on Australian, trans gender, aboriginal male prostitutes with swollen prostates. The world demands answers.
Liberal stupidity is settled science.
When I first went to collage I culdn’t even spel sciencetist.
Now I are one!
“The data isn’t going to falsify itself!”
I AM NYE
(walking dead homage)
You are spherically wrong
Stop Anthropomorphizing
Will dilute standards for Federal Grants
“Without government funding NO ONE could EVER transgender!”
What were the facts that you needed? Give me
a minute and you’ll have them.
Fake Science is plaguing the Universities…