Here he is, folks. James Twyman.
Why is he a dumbass?
He’s a folk singer. And he wants to throw a concert.
“It’s going to be pretty powerful,” Twyman said, referring to his plan to have those attending and others around the world sing and pray for peace at the same time. “When people come together and focus on something in a positive way…there’s scientific evidence that it can change things for the better.”
“I’m no sort of hero, but I do believe in the power of this.”
– James Twyman
Where is this concert, and who is the audience?
He is going to sneak away from an Israel controlled territory called Majdal Shams and cross into ISIS controlled Syrian territories and serenade them into… understanding?
Here’s a picture of the aftermath when a guy tried to serenade a bear.
The bear’s breath smells like stupid hippie.
Who tattoos their noggin?
I don’t wish anyone have their head cut off or be burned alive.
But I don’t want to see anyone lose their lives trying to rescue this dumb ass if he actually goes through with this.
Nice knowing you.
OK not really. If you’re that f***ing dumb you pretty much get what you deserve.
Shhhhh. Don’t tell him patchouli is not halal. 😉
“Twyman said he will be joined by a large group of Jewish, Muslim and Christian leaders.”
Jewish and Christian leaders? They should know better.
Smart-ass on one post. Dumb-ass on the next post. I see what you did there.
He’s headed for martyrdom… let’s hope. 😉
Is that Ronald Reagan’s stepson?
Well, BFH did say he is a dumb-ass.
Will there be chicks involved? How can I get in on this?
Sorry Doc… but here’s to him being an example of “Applied Darwinism”… the less of them, the better.
Reagan was married to Jane Wyman, not Twyman.
BTW, drink plenty of cranberry juice. 🙄
Applied Darwinism – good one.
The idiots have reached a new level of idiocy.
He can’t be that stupid, he had enough sense to shave his head to make it difficult for them to show it off after he’s beheaded!
Bravo! I say let the man serenade the sub-human swine breeders. I mean, what could go wrong? It’s a stroke of peace loving brilliance and a damn shame no one thought of it before famed balladeer Ink Head Twyman. The mooozlums will adore him and possibly desire a little sexy time with him post concert.
How does anyone make it to adulthood while totally lacking in judgement?
Well, the “visualize a full stomach” movement didn’t help any poor Africans, but at least the hippies weren’t stupid enough to actually go to Africa.
Why do stupid people always have that smugly arrogant look on their faces?
This is really a good idea. When he gets killed, then the world will know how bad these Muslim jerks are. If only more liberals would do this, the world would be a better place as they would not be here.
Word is… no chicks, but lots of goats.
Does he know that whole harmonic convergence thing didn’t work out so well? Someone should tell him.
“BTW, drink plenty of cranberry juice.
🙄 ”
That’s funny right there. I don’t care who you are.
That’s nothing, this guy voted for Obama, twice! Now that’s dumbass.
After he gets beheaded, libtards will be blaming Donald Trump…
See ya.
Wouldn’t wanna be ya!
Dammit!!! Now I gotta clean off my screen!
Absolutely! Along with all anti-gun Libs should have a sign in front of their house saying it’s a gun-free zone. Live it, if you mean it, bitches.
Hope John Kerry will be there to introduce him!!
Can he take James Taylor with him? Please?
No, no, wait….I think this is a great idea. Does he have a go fund me page?
Here is a surprise for you……he is from Oregon. Lots of morons there. By coincidence, my wife and another couple went to Olympia (another place with a lot of morons) last night to see a band. They were also from Oregon. A heck of a good band, right up until they started with some political jibberish. I will not be seeing them again.
It would appear that stupidity is contagious…
I have a sign that says “The neighbors have better stuff.”
It would appear that his warranty is about to expire!
It says, “Inspected by USDA”.
Roger that joe; when I hire somebody to sing, I expect them to sing. They can talk politics on their own time. For example: Dixie Chicks.
I hope he wears a GoPro while he does it.
I’m all for individual effort, and if this guy wants to try his hand at pacifying the ISIS horde, I wish him well.
I expect, however, that he will have his bowels handed to him but he might not recognize them because his cognitive connection to the real world is about as substantial as Whoopi Goldberg’s wisdom.
“I’m no sort of hero, but I do believe in the power of this.”
Glad he clarified that first part. LOL
Or “no regerts”
I think he’s going to be experiencing some ‘regerts’, soon. heh
As a folk singer/songwriter, I’m offended by this article.
I sing and write songs about drinking and heartbreak to heartbroken drunks.
Does that mean that…
Uh, er, no…. You’re correct. He’s a massive dumbass.
I hope he has his affairs in order.
Key words there: west coast. Further to the east, not so much.
He also has no sort of common sense.
Remember this story?
http://gulfnews.com/news/asia/artist-hitchhiking-to-israel-in-wedding-dress-found-dead-in-turkey-1.97528
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His only hope is to be so bad that muzzies kill themselves first.
Twyman lies.
For some reason, leftists think they are above it all. It’s like Grizzleyman who thought Alaskan brown bears would be fine with him and his girlfriend living among then. Since the kook is a folk singer, I’m sure his gurgling screams will be more melodic than those of previous isis victims.
I wish I could ‘plus’ your JT comment 1000+ times.
his new groupies have machetes
That’s not a tattoo. It’s a melon stamp.
I hope he’s taking a junky guitar. It would be a shame to waste a good one.
he’s a twofer. Both brave and stupid
God Bless America, and all Martins.
Can I buy life insurance on him?
Cumshot target.
Maybe Sean Penn can play the role of Twyman Dee to Twyman Dum here and write another exclusive for Rolling Stone.
After this, don’t be surprised if he marries a multi-millionaire …..
it worked for jane fonda and john kerry.
Anyone for a rousing chorus of Kumbaya, Michael Row Your Boat Ashore, Guantanamera, If I Had A Hammer etc. etc. Where’s Pete Seeger when you need him , oh that’s right he’s dead. And while you’re at it please take Peter, Paul and Mary and keep all of them please so I don’t have to hear their shitty music ever again.
And of course We Shall Overcome.
It’s a match made in heaven. ISIS wants to kill people, and this imbecile wants to appease ISIS. I can’t wait until they get together.
Maybe we should set up ImbecileMatch.com
and summarily rejected….
I’ve seen this scene before –
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUY1KYEABz0
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They’ll at least have a hard time carrying his severed head around by the hair. 🙁
I gave my love an IED that had no bomb….
Not very far east either:
http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/67266/ronstadt-booted-from-vegas-casino
“Linda Ronstadt not only got booed, she got the boot after lauding filmmaker Michael Moore and his new movie, “Fahrenheit 9/11.”
cumbyah!
someone with a death wish… of course!
I’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony… hey, Hey! that’s my head your sawing off there bro!
HELP!, I can’t breath…
heads up, don’t saw!
that’s all folks