Trade Corona for an STD, with Boober!
Okay, that’s not fair. You won’t necessarily get an STD, as long as you practice social disease distancing.
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Is using TWO condoms enough “distancing”?
Asking for a friend.
THIS CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE…STRIP CLUBS ARE CONSIDERED NON-ESSENTIAL???
Hole Foods was already taken.
@Chalupa – Likewise Pubix, Safelay, Win-Dicksie, Food Loin…
I’m gonna mention this idea to my boss. Pasties are gonna suck at the end of the day as I have a hairy chest plus we repair small engines, but hey, we gotta try something.
Great, why would I want my groceries delivered to me by some busty babe. I don’t get it, actually I do but that doesn’t make it right. And what if some over active goober decides to rape her because she’s flashing her boobs? Do we have a sense of decency about anything anymore. I may be older and may be considered to be a geezer and a fuddy duddy by some people but I’m not stupid.
Whore Dash
Do they sell Chicken Strips or In-the-Buff-alo Wings?
I’ll have a number five, with a Dr. Pepper and a lap dance…with a side of adequate social distancing, of course.
When they make a delivery they have an escort that’s bigger than Bubba to keep them safe. That’s what a friend told me anyway.
Naked clams and bearded clams with a nice size helping of tater ta ta’s. Vanilla and chocolate pudding’ on the ritz…..cracker. Rump roast bourgegnon with a side of pasties and a G string ragu..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH51fbzXg_E
Don’t order the fish.
Boober. Where everyday is Taco Tuesday
Unleash them Puppies!
The one on the left looks like Jim Carrey’s female character from ‘In Living Color’. She’s probably making more money delivering food.
Would you like a side of cottage cheese with that?
Well… Just because I’m not supposed to touch them doesn’t mean I don’t want to
Massage parlor workers are probably getting a little behind too
Boober: Where the drinks come in B, C or D size cups!
Puts a whole new meaning to giving your day a “lift”.
Wearing pasties? No, I want pasties delivered!
Ewww….
I wouldn’t eat anything from the grocery store they walked through.
I’d throw down a hundy for a half hour in call visit, sex is my favorite medicine.