Sirius is the dog star. And Caitlyn ain’t no Leslie Nielson.
Must have picked the wrong week to quit tucking my dick.
Have any of y’all been to a gladiator fight?
You take a chance getting up in the morning, leaving the house, and getting your nuts bitten off by a Laplander….
If you ever get a chance, watch the move Zero Hour! Airplane! was based on it. Dana Andrews plays Ted Stryker (yes, that is the character’s name in both movies) and it’s supposed to be a drama, but after watching Airplane! it is so very difficult to not laugh when specific lines are said. It’s not a bad movie — it just became a funny one because of Airplane! It’s worth the watch.
Joey, have you ever seen a grown man (that believes he’s a woman) naked?
I’ll never look at Airplane the same way again after this.
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
I’ve seen Zero Hour, it is a great movie with Dana Andrews who is one of my favorite overlooked and underrated actors. I love listening to I was a communist for the FBI which they play occasionally on XM’s old time radio channel 82 with Dana Andrews as Matt Sevetic. And he’s also great in The Purple Heart and the Oxbow Incident.
I am serious, call me COCK CHUGGER.
That Bruce Jenner dude ain’t right in the head. Wearing a dress does not make you a woman. He needs some type of meds.
The white zone is for men – the red zone is for girly men.
“Ding ding ding got vagina….
Clang clang clang no more balls….”
Gate gay.
Gate black lesbian.
Gate pajama boy.
Gate little brown German people.
Gate you name it…
Pilot: Surely, you can’t be serious!
Ground Control: “I am serious and don’t call me surely”.
Pilot: Do you collect starfish?
Ground Control: We are not sure what you mean. Please repeat.
Pilot: Are you ass fuckers?
Ground Control: You have offended us and we are walking out. You are are your own now flight 69!
Pilot: hello? Hello?
I have it in mind to print these out, put them in a frame and hang them in the bathrooms on days that we have guests.
It’s a twister!! It’s a twister!!
Meerkat B. LOL
US Pilot. Hello Frankfurt This is US Air 417 we’re approaching, any instructions?
German Air Control: US 417 You are in the wrong pattern move to 20000 ftr*g&b% garbel…..
US Pilot. Did not read, please repeat.
German Air Control: US 417, are you stupid? Have you ever been to Frankfurt before?
US Pilot. Yes ma’am I have, but it was dark and we didn’t land.
Hey Fur, can you come up with a good spoof of Twilight Zone:The Movie prologue…
“Do you want to see something really scary?”
Sirius is the dog star. And Caitlyn ain’t no Leslie Nielson.
Must have picked the wrong week to quit tucking my dick.
Have any of y’all been to a gladiator fight?
You take a chance getting up in the morning, leaving the house, and getting your nuts bitten off by a Laplander….
If you ever get a chance, watch the move Zero Hour! Airplane! was based on it. Dana Andrews plays Ted Stryker (yes, that is the character’s name in both movies) and it’s supposed to be a drama, but after watching Airplane! it is so very difficult to not laugh when specific lines are said. It’s not a bad movie — it just became a funny one because of Airplane! It’s worth the watch.
Joey, have you ever seen a grown man (that believes he’s a woman) naked?
I’ll never look at Airplane the same way again after this.
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
I’ve seen Zero Hour, it is a great movie with Dana Andrews who is one of my favorite overlooked and underrated actors. I love listening to I was a communist for the FBI which they play occasionally on XM’s old time radio channel 82 with Dana Andrews as Matt Sevetic. And he’s also great in The Purple Heart and the Oxbow Incident.
I am serious, call me COCK CHUGGER.
That Bruce Jenner dude ain’t right in the head. Wearing a dress does not make you a woman. He needs some type of meds.
The white zone is for men – the red zone is for girly men.
“Ding ding ding got vagina….
Clang clang clang no more balls….”
Gate gay.
Gate black lesbian.
Gate pajama boy.
Gate little brown German people.
Gate you name it…
Pilot: Surely, you can’t be serious!
Ground Control: “I am serious and don’t call me surely”.
Pilot: Do you collect starfish?
Ground Control: We are not sure what you mean. Please repeat.
Pilot: Are you ass fuckers?
Ground Control: You have offended us and we are walking out. You are are your own now flight 69!
Pilot: hello? Hello?
I have it in mind to print these out, put them in a frame and hang them in the bathrooms on days that we have guests.
It’s a twister!! It’s a twister!!
Meerkat B. LOL
US Pilot. Hello Frankfurt This is US Air 417 we’re approaching, any instructions?
German Air Control: US 417 You are in the wrong pattern move to 20000 ftr*g&b% garbel…..
US Pilot. Did not read, please repeat.
German Air Control: US 417, are you stupid? Have you ever been to Frankfurt before?
US Pilot. Yes ma’am I have, but it was dark and we didn’t land.
Hey Fur, can you come up with a good spoof of Twilight Zone:The Movie prologue…
“Do you want to see something really scary?”
Hillary may fit the bill…