This is important, so we’re giving it a round 2.
Here are the leaders so far from round 1.
-Pointing Out the Obvious to the Oblivious
-Doing the Job the MSM Won’t Do
Now is the time to add more. You can repeat from the past if you think it got short shrift the 1st time around.
We’ll get it eventually.
“Our Island of Sanity in the Sea of Stupid”
Those are the leaders?
I swear I read (and posted) much better.
Who’s judging, James Comey?
Choose something clever, snarky, and just short of asshole please. 🙂
“Truth. The New Hate Crime”
Dat ol’ reality jes’ keep apoppin’ up…”
“And you thought you’d heard everything…”
“See how low they can go!”
IOTW Report: Hey, you think this is easy? Then YOU try it!
For anyone wishing to look over all the first suggestions,
you’ll find them HERE.
iotwreport:
“We report, you deride…”
IOTW: We monitor the Huffington Post so you don’t have to.
IOTWR – “A Truth Seeker’s Nightcap”
“Cultural Crime Scene Clean-up Squad”
“100% Jackassary Free!”
IOTW:
“Where a good guy with a pun…”
Despised by all the right people.
Sanity’s outpost.
An addictive cocktail of substance and snark.
May I suggest multiple taglines that appear in rotation on the banner?
Hell, run ’em all!
Humiliating the PC Left Every Chance We Get
“Die, Commie scum!”
IOTWREPORT.com….reminiscing truth because it matters….
IOTW:
Bawdy Since 2400 Baud
Infuriating the Collectivist Crusaders Every Day
IOTWREORT.com…..”bite me”…
h/t Mr. Pinko….
“IOTW: It’s part New Years Eve, Independence Day, and a gun range rolled into one.”
50,000,000 iOTW Fans Can’t Be Wrong
iOTW:
“You’ll be proud of your country for the very first time…”
IOTWREPORT.com….”read this or I’ll thump your melon”…
h/t BadBrad
IOTWREPORT.com…”My Big Fur Hat Is Contagious”…..
IOTWREPORT.com….”Fish fucking in it makes us special”…
“More fun than a liberals funeral”
iOTW:
Be Guilty By Association
iOTW:
“If you like your pun, you can keep your pun.”
IOTW: Recommended by 0 out of 5 Libtards
IOTW: We’re Not Bots
LSM: Why bother?
IOTW Report: we’ve got keyboards and we’re not afraid to use them.
Home of the Double Deplorable Burger, piled high with a side of snark.
Your daily knuckle sammich, expertly delivered below the belt to the deserving.
Antidote for the horseshit that passes for news these days.
Or….
You’ll put your IOTW out, kid.
Yeah. Pretty lame.
Like you got anything better to do.
Gotta go with:
Pointing Out the Obvious to the Oblivious
I like “A blast from the past” comment…. maybr the 25 or so best.
iOTWREPORT Riff to live. Live to riff.
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iOTWREPORT Home of Big Fur Hat and friends.
iOTWREP0RT You are at the RIGHT place Comrades.
Now gluten free!
iotwr….It’s got Elect-a-rights….
The Thirst Mutilator
iotw report: Cuttin’ through the Bullshit with a smile.
1. IOTW: The Other White Meat
2. Good to the Last Drop
3. What’s on Your Computer?
4. It’s not the Internet, it’s I Own The World.
5. IOTW, It takes a Clicking and Keeps On Ticking
6. IOTW, Melts into your head, not on to your keyboard
Blowing the lid off Liberal journalism.
Watching Liberal’s heads explode…
…one stupid, shit-for-brain at a time.
…while Trump Makes America Great Again.
Oh, hell, ready to blow Liberal’s heads clean off.
Global thermo-cultural war!
Close encounters of the Conservative kind.
“Repealing Liberalism, Every Day.”
IOTWREPORT.om…”.The rear naked choke hold of the MSM”…
This is beauty….it’s comedy gold, Jerry…..I can rest now…
We defend our freedom so you can keep yours.
Farming the Content the Macedonians just wont do
Red hot red meat served daily. Snowflakes not allowed!
Patriot Buffet Open 24/7.
IOTW: We Move Mole Hills Like No One Else.
IOTW: Pointing Out the Oblivious to the Obvious.
One of my original selections to vote for!
Congrats!
Red-Blooded Patriots, Ready to Rumble!
Thought I already submitted this but it didn’t show up on the last one:
IOTW Report: Red-pilling Liberals since (add date)
Or Red-pilling Snowflakes……..
Did you know that the only difference between obvious and oblivious is
a li.
Put your guns away, pals, this one is gonna be fun!
IOTW – Dependably Discerning Deplorables
Memes, gleams, and occasional screams
Formidable, Adorable, Deplorables
We drink liberal tears
IOTW- ” Where Politicaly Correct means checking Voter I.D “
IOTW ” Not a Liberal Sesspool “
IOTWR – It’s frilliant !
IOTW ” Take one it’s Fun “
IOTWReport, they just borrow the world. (For about 73 years on average)
IOTW ” Were pretty Normal “
IOTW ” More like Home “
IOTW ” Put another log on the Fire “
IOTW ” A Lighthouse in the Fog “
IOTWReport, where progressives can comment and only have a 5-minute span to completely change that comment based on responses…Like a stadarsized test, tick, tock!
IOTW ” Free Beer ! “
IOTWRreport: We’re all meeting at Joe Dan’s BBQ this summer! 😁
IOTW ” Bring your cute Sisters “
IOTW ” Independant thought Encouraged “
As the wildebeest make their Trek through Africa so shall we trek through the idiocies of the common left.
IOTW ” Doing whatever the Hell we want “
IOTW ” Having fun at our own expense “
IOTW ” Do’nt Hate us becuase we’re Beautiful “
IOTW ” Truth “
IOTW ” Where Snowflakes come to Melt “
Lefties may go to this sight and think “I Own the World”, how pompous! Then they read the comments and think, “I’m Out, Tactical Withdrawal”.
IOTWREORT.com…”I’ll sleep in my boat”…
IOTWReport, you make a point, we’ll give you 2.
IOTWREPORT.COM, Thinkers and Drinkers…Not always necessarily in that order.
IOTWReport: You make one point, we’ll give you two pints.
IOTWReport: Number 6 on Hillarys hit list.
Tide Pod for the thinking man
IOTWReport: We came, we saw, we are enlightened
“Dont make me come in there”
I like the first one. But I agree, it’s been a challenge to find a singular tagline.
Crash helmets required.
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
We Really Will Respect You in the Morning. Really. Honest.
iOTWREPORT: The Best Thing Since Usenet
iOTWREPORT: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Snarkiness
All,
Too much…too rich!
IOTW: ‘Nod nod wink wink say no mo’…say no mo’
OR
IOTW: Approach WITH Caution
Exposing leftists at the drop of a Hat.
iOTWREPORT: Better Than Flopping the Nuts
iOTWreport, Where the truth never sleeps.
Nor should you.
IOTW: BHO brought me here.
IOTWr – “The place where communism dies and conservatism is alive and well”
IOTW: Giving free Lobotomies for liberals since …….
IOTWr – “All the snark that’s fit to print”
IOTWr – “Taking the culture back from the Left”
iotw: The blog that the big blogs are afraid to link to.
IOTWr -“Beacon of global conservatism”
IOTW: Like Christmas. Without Libtards!
all the news that didn’t fit in the New York Times (plus big fur)
your gonna need a bigger brain!
iOTWreport – No, it’s not flat.
@ablastfromthepast, I’ve suggested rotating the tag line twice.
There are too many good ones and it would be another way to irritate leftists.
“IOTWReport – It’s finger clickin’ good.”
IOTWREPORT – The Truth will Out!
IOTWREPORT – The Center for Democrat Control and Prevention
I like both finalist, so you won’t get a complaint from me if you choose either one.
I’d like to make an argument for my favorite
“Simply Deplorable”
It’s a play on words on a couple of different levels. Show someone from the left the website and that would be their reaction, show someone on the right the website and they’d smile, in agreement.
FWIW
My two favorites this morning:
seaoh: You’re gonna need a bigger brain!
MJA: iotw: The blog that the big blogs are afraid to link to
Because what we have now ain’t right!
Because what’s left ‘aint right!
Because the media ‘aint right!
IOTW Report: because Mike Rowe will only go so far.
The REAL counter culture.
Persist we much!
Yeah? You and what army?
That ain’t no way to have fun, son.
With Malice toward some.
IOTW Report: Like salt on snails.
IOTW Report: Conservatism’s sledgehammer
IOTW Report: Wringing liberal necks since XXXX
I like plantsman where snowflakes come to melt but would shorten it to simply “where snowflakes melt”
Helps soy boys grow a pair
It will put hair on your chest