The White House Wants Your Doctor To Teach You About Global Warming

TheDailyCaller- Americans trust their doctors, so the White House wants these medical professionals to be a mouthpiece for President Obama’s global warming agenda.

are you kidding me?

“We also need doctors, nurses and citizens, like all of you”President Obama said in a taped speech presented to medical professionals gathered at the White House, “to get to work to raise awareness and organize folks for real change.”

The Obama administration has been hard at work trying to draw a link between global warming and public health issues. The summitincluded the U.S. Surgeon General, top administration officials, and public health experts from around the country telling doctors, nurses and other conference goers how to talk about global warming with their patients.  More

30 Comments on The White House Wants Your Doctor To Teach You About Global Warming

  1. “Hey doc. STFU about rising sea levels and check my testicles for cancer like we originally planned, capeesh?

  2. “……organize folks for real change.”

    What, like reducing the country’s carbon footprint by restricted use of Air Force One?

    Oops, my bad. I forgot that he is not “folks,” he is The One.

  3. My doctor is further to the right then I am. He has a huge painted mural on the wall of a confederate flag (shhh don’t tell anyone)
    His relatives fought in the Civil War. And owned slaves…He wears a pistol on his hip at all times. Under his white coat.
    He says “Fuck Obama 10,000 times aday”

  4. Doctor: We need to discuss Climate Disruption
    Me: I’ll let your office know where to send my patient files.

  5. Had enough change.

    Ready to awaken from this totalitarian nightmare to a bright, sunny, morning in America.

  6. “And while you’re talkin’ to the folks about global warming, take a minute to tell the white ones about their racist DNA. I dicovered that one myself. Y’know, I am a better science advisor than my
    own science advisors.”

  7. The only real change I want to hear about is when, not if, this nagger leaves our White House. It ain’t his house and ain’t ever gonna be. He also should know God has a place for liars… he’ll be with his LGBT buddies forever. Be happy, o thou lower than whale dung. (with all the respect due, you know).

  8. First we have NASA changed from a space program to a Muslim Outreach agency. Next doctors and nurses are to preach the lefts 2nd biggest religion – Global climate (Statism is #1). What’s next, the IRS to be used to squash conservative groups? Oh wait done that. Oh then what’s next, having the national media to become a propoganda arm for the Democrat party? No been done for years. Boy Scouts to be open season for NAMBLA sickos? Oh, they are working on it. Wait, I know…..err they’ve already turned the Army into a social experiment research area. Anything these freaks haven’t screw up yet?

  9. Doc: What are you doing to stop global warming?

    Me: You fucking moron, how did you make it through medical school? And yes I have guns too, tell your master that as well. And if anyone shows up at my house looking for my guns, I will own myself a nice little medical practice. Next question?

  10. Doctor: So, let’s talk climate change for a minute.
    Me: OK, there is evidence that Antarctica had tropical plants on it at one time.
    Doctor: What does that have to do with anything?
    Me: That the Antarctic cycles between Tropical and it’s present Frozen state.
    Doctor: So?
    Me: As the Earth is a sphere, and all land masses have occupied the polar regions at one time or another, it is safe to assume that every spot on the Earth is constantly moving toward one extreme or the other; Tropical, or Arctic Freeze.
    This means that every spot on the Earth is experiencing ‘climate change’. Constantly. It is the nature of things.
    Now STFU and dig around for some samples so I can eat this week instead of padding the pockets of your miscreant cousins in the Pharmacological Guild by paying their outrageous prices for my prescription.

  11. I need to take a long, hard look at my budget to see if we can afford a doctor now that our regular one is leaving her present practice. All I find are medico-pharma-govt complex agents with MD degrees from medico-pharma-govt controlled indoctrination centers/schools and being controlled by the medico-pharms-govt regulatory apparatchiks.

  12. I always wondered why my doctor insists on shoving his finger up my ass.
    One of these days I’m going to ask him.

  13. If my doctor mentions global warming / climate change / climate disruption I will laugh in his face. I will then lecture him on the fact that the climate of Earth has been changing since the moment it became a planet. I will then ask him if he would like to treat me or be a tool of the leftist agenda.

    That won’t happen, tho. He has never asked the stupid, “Are you safe; do you have guns” shit, and he won’t be asking me about global warming. That’s why I like him.

  14. Between the lines, he’s REALLY saying; ” Doctors, teach them they’re all sick, they all need to go sooner than later, and to work diligently to your patients to accept our lines of thinking”.

  15. Between the lines, he’s REALLY saying; ” Doctors, teach them they’re all sick, they all need to go sooner then later, and to work diligently to your patients toaccept our lines of thinking”.

  16. Boy was that ever a waste of his putrid breath. Most people will be lucky to even see a doctor for a few minutes let alone long enough to get a lecture on the weather. Plus, the doctors have already been ordered by Zero to ask “what guns do you have in your home”! That means that your most lengthy conversation with the Doctor will be “Gee it’s a nice day today and my gun is a Colt 45”!

  17. Sure. As soon as I can afford to see one, we’ll have a long chat about it. Thanks 0bama!

  18. Doc: Let’s talk about climate change.

    Me: You want to talk about the weather? Sure. I bet the sun will be shining for all its worth on the inaugural platform in January of 2017.

  19. So I’m guessing he hasn’t gotten around to asking you if you have
    any firearms at home, like he’s supposed to…?


  20. Doctor – “I’d like to talk to you about Climate Change.”

    Me – “Doc, I’d like to have a frank and forward discussion with you about…Common Diarrhea.”

  21. Doc: “Take the bandage off.”
    Woman: removes bandage.
    Doc: “Hmmmmm.”
    Woman: “What?”
    Doc: “Put the bandage back.”
    Woman: “Everything OK?”
    Doc: “That’ll be $125. Pay on your way out.”

    (Actual exchange between my Mother and her “doctor” after my Mother’s knee surgery – Medicare)

    He ain’t got time to ask if her knee hurt, much less preach to her about Globaloney Warming.

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