Theories? – IOTW Report

Theories?

Theories wanted.

ht/ the big owe

49 Comments on Theories?

  1. You can rob a bank with your right beardless side exposed but the bearded bald left side hidden, then do a switcheroo outside the building and no one can identify you…

  2. OK here’s what happened. He was at the barber’s and he fell asleep on his side, twice. Then while the barber was taking a nap waiting for him to wake up, this dude took off. He pulled a Snippety Split and got caught with the evidence of non-payment.

  3. Someone glued the side of his face to his “My Pillow”, or some really old hairy gal figured out how to do a cheap bikini wax on herself by putting super glue on it and sticking a crazy felons face to it.

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