I dunno what he did, but at 1 foot,9 inches and 140 lbs., He has to be both the shortest and the fattest man on Earth.
You can rob a bank with your right beardless side exposed but the bearded bald left side hidden, then do a switcheroo outside the building and no one can identify you…
NEA grant, no doubt.
Those rascally monkeys did it.
I’m glad Meerkat also picked up on the height of 1’9″.
As for the rest of it, drugs are the only explanation.
At 1 foot 9 inches he would be a big hit at the BeeJayCafe.
Didn’t Steve Martin sport a half-shave like that as part of a schtick years ago, maybe Smothers Bros era?
Another victim of those Macedonian Hackers.
He wanted to see if he looked better with or with out the beard but could fully commit and he is in crack
Maybe that’s his Comicon Cosplay look for the Star Wars Bar scene.
Retarded.
OK here’s what happened. He was at the barber’s and he fell asleep on his side, twice. Then while the barber was taking a nap waiting for him to wake up, this dude took off. He pulled a Snippety Split and got caught with the evidence of non-payment.
I thought Batman put Two-Face in prison years ago.
Only used 1/2 the Rogaine he was supposed to.
Somebody played a cruel joke on some homeless wino who was passed out on a park bench.
lawnmower accident….. happens to the best of us from time to time.
The 59-year-old drug dealer’s rap sheet includes convictions for most crimes codified in Florida’s criminal statutes (burglary; grand theft; robbery; kidnapping; cocaine sales; disorderly intoxication; battery; trespassing; strong arm robbery; theft; loitering; marijuana sales, etc.).
SO WTF is he doing out of prison in the first place?
Villain League reject?
He has only half way transitioned!
@MJA, Haha! That made me laugh!
Just kill him.
JDHasty.
He smuggled himself out in a case of Pop tarts.
Before and after.
It’s Florida. Again.
What? You folks never had the Crabs before? You shave off one side
light the other side on fire
and stab em with an Ice Pick as they run out !
Male pattern baldness as expressed in his ancestors’ DNA.
I’ll bet alcohol was involved.
Half-Ass Man – we’ve finally found you!
Prison barber
He partially identifies a Grady from Sanford & Son? Hey, it could be a thing… why not add another gender identity to the mix?
Lesser known Batman villian, Two-face Half-Beard
Men In Black: ” That guy’s an alien? Huh. Not much of a disguise.”
They’ll never find him.
Iv’e Done Alot of Plant Consulting, But this is the First Case Of Human WHITEFLY Infestation on Record !
KMM – What is it with Florida? Humidity? The No See Ums? Monkey virus?
California is merely odd compared to Florida.
Transporter malfunction.
That’s what you get when you steal somebody’s drone and you don’t know what you’re doing.
Just wants to show he goes both ways.
Well, sheed-um gow nah bujj Cracka Mutha hamdah shi gow benefits
Someone glued the side of his face to his “My Pillow”, or some really old hairy gal figured out how to do a cheap bikini wax on herself by putting super glue on it and sticking a crazy felons face to it.
@All Too Much
Re. Florida, I don’t know the connection. I’m just an observer like so many others. England too, right?
He lost a bet
Bi-polar…in more ways than one?
Passed out at a frat party.
I dunno what he did, but at 1 foot,9 inches and 140 lbs., He has to be both the shortest and the fattest man on Earth.
You can rob a bank with your right beardless side exposed but the bearded bald left side hidden, then do a switcheroo outside the building and no one can identify you…
NEA grant, no doubt.
Those rascally monkeys did it.
I’m glad Meerkat also picked up on the height of 1’9″.
As for the rest of it, drugs are the only explanation.
At 1 foot 9 inches he would be a big hit at the BeeJayCafe.
Didn’t Steve Martin sport a half-shave like that as part of a schtick years ago, maybe Smothers Bros era?
Another victim of those Macedonian Hackers.
He wanted to see if he looked better with or with out the beard but could fully commit and he is in crack
Maybe that’s his Comicon Cosplay look for the Star Wars Bar scene.
Retarded.
OK here’s what happened. He was at the barber’s and he fell asleep on his side, twice. Then while the barber was taking a nap waiting for him to wake up, this dude took off. He pulled a Snippety Split and got caught with the evidence of non-payment.
I thought Batman put Two-Face in prison years ago.
Only used 1/2 the Rogaine he was supposed to.
Somebody played a cruel joke on some homeless wino who was passed out on a park bench.
lawnmower accident….. happens to the best of us from time to time.
He’s a Vietnamese singer like this guy on youtube.
https://youtu.be/eau0Wc0f1w8
The 59-year-old drug dealer’s rap sheet includes convictions for most crimes codified in Florida’s criminal statutes (burglary; grand theft; robbery; kidnapping; cocaine sales; disorderly intoxication; battery; trespassing; strong arm robbery; theft; loitering; marijuana sales, etc.).
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/half-bearded-man/kevin-gibson-arrested-again-014597
SO WTF is he doing out of prison in the first place?
Villain League reject?
He has only half way transitioned!
@MJA, Haha! That made me laugh!
Just kill him.
JDHasty.
He smuggled himself out in a case of Pop tarts.
Before and after.
It’s Florida. Again.
What? You folks never had the Crabs before? You shave off one side
light the other side on fire
and stab em with an Ice Pick as they run out !
Male pattern baldness as expressed in his ancestors’ DNA.
I’ll bet alcohol was involved.
Half-Ass Man – we’ve finally found you!
Prison barber
He partially identifies a Grady from Sanford & Son? Hey, it could be a thing… why not add another gender identity to the mix?
Lesser known Batman villian, Two-face Half-Beard
Men In Black: ” That guy’s an alien? Huh. Not much of a disguise.”
They’ll never find him.
Iv’e Done Alot of Plant Consulting, But this is the First Case Of Human WHITEFLY Infestation on Record !
KMM – What is it with Florida? Humidity? The No See Ums? Monkey virus?
California is merely odd compared to Florida.
Transporter malfunction.
That’s what you get when you steal somebody’s drone and you don’t know what you’re doing.
Just wants to show he goes both ways.
Well, sheed-um gow nah bujj Cracka Mutha hamdah shi gow benefits
Someone glued the side of his face to his “My Pillow”, or some really old hairy gal figured out how to do a cheap bikini wax on herself by putting super glue on it and sticking a crazy felons face to it.
@All Too Much
Re. Florida, I don’t know the connection. I’m just an observer like so many others. England too, right?
NEA grant?
Time warp gone wrong.
His barber is Stevie Wonder?