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This is weird

Monday, 28 September 2015, 17:33 BFH Uncategorized 24

This is the best, most Interesting English Lesson I have had to date.

Did you know that “listen” and “silent” use the same letters?

Do you know that the words “race car” spelled backwards still spell “race car”?

And that “eat” is the only verb that if you take the first letter and move it to the last, it spells its own past tense “ate”?

Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in “illegal immigrants”, and add just a few more letters, it spells: “Go home you free-loading, benefit- grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English speaking bastards, and take those other hairy-faced, sandal wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-shagging, raggedy-ass bastards with you.”

Is that not weird?

ht/ bitterclinger

24 Comments on This is weird

  6. I like how unscrambling DRUNKEN CORRUPT CANDIDATE you get HILLARY CLINTON.

    And rearranging FAGGOT ASS GAY SHITHEAD THAT HAS GONE A LONG LONG WAY TOWARDS RUINING THE COUNTRY AND THE WORLD BEYOND THE POINT OF SALVATION you magically get BARACK OBAMA

    Isn’t English gooder than ’bout anything?

  18. “Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in “illegal immigrants”, and add just a few more letters, it spells: “Go home you free-loading, benefit- grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English speaking bastards, and take those other hairy-faced, sandal wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-shagging, raggedy-ass bastards with you.”

    Is that not weird?”

    Not weird. I knew that.

  21. That is hilarious, I’m old enough to remember back-masking, the great uprising of the Satanists on records, now it’s ‘mirrors’. LOLOLOL!
    Next Tipper will be crying on TV again, wanting to censor busses.
    That’s right folks, before he bowed down to the Global Warming altar and invented the Internet, he took a stab at being another kind of jerk.

  22. Depending on the linguist you are talking to, English was chosen to be the scientific language to use because of it’s acceptance of change, the other cunning linguist will counter with German should have been chosen because it was the original “scientific language” and is precise in it’s structure.
    comme ci, comme ca
    macht nichts
    whatever

  23. I would agree… but if the damned American people can’t learn the difference between “less” and “fewer,” I’m just going to go live in a shack in the woods.

    …And “they’re,” “there,” and “their.”

    …And “it’s” and “its.”

    …And… Oh, the hell with it. I’m going to go pack my duffel bag.

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