Time Person of the Year – IOTW Report

Time Person of the Year

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  1. Awww, he looks just like my uncle Cliff. Uncle Cliff was a kindly man who looked like he would never hurt a fly; although his nickname was Cliff the Cannibal for some reason. And come to think about it, our town didn’t have any homeless people hanging around like the surrounding areas. To be honest, Uncle Cliff’s knife and cleaver collection seemed a little out of place for a guy who worked at night cleaning churches. But I was just a kid, and what did I know.

    Like this General Soleimani, Uncle Cliff was take in the prime of life. Although the adults were rather secretive about Uncle Cliff’s demise, we were told that he was murdered by someone called “Ole Sparky” and that the governor could have saved his life but didn’t. That governor was a Republican, and I have voted Democrat ever since out of respect for Uncle Cliff.

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  2. I’m willing to forgive President Trump for this particularly ruthless, reckless, murderous, assassination of this revered, man of peace and his fellow terrorists; but he better not act impulsively and he must remember to bomb the rest of these evil bastards into cardboard coffins.

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